The Legends of Moemon

Umbreon: Uh...How are we gonna get to Johto from here though?

Haxorus: By ship, duh.
Breloom: Alright Jirachi, we'll get you to Johto. Don't you worry.
Jirachi: Thank you. If you succeed, I'll forever be in your debt. *disappears back into the stone*
Breloom: Well, now we just need money for the ferry ride. They're sooo expensive.

Umbreon: Oh! They have boats go between the two regions! I forgot! Sorry about that, I can be a little forgetful sometimes. ^ ^ Anyway, how do you think we should go about getting the money to pay for our ferry trip?

Breloom: I have a crazy idea...it may involve-
Haxorus: No prostitution.
Breloom: NeverMIND then.
Haxorus: Let's just get to Lilycove, and we can figure out how to get a ride there.
(the trio depart, and soon after an Absol arrives in town. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] . It approaches the shopkeeper, who's sweeping her front porch)
Absol: Have you seen three people come through town? a Haxorus, a Breloom, and an Umbreon?
shopkeeper: Er...yeah, they left not long ago. The Breloom tried to sell me some weird shiny multi-colored rock.
Absol: Hmm..*Her face flashes with recognition* Yes, that's them....you didn't...buy it from them, did you?
shopkeeper: No, you kidding? That thing looked expensive, I don't have that mu-
Absol: Where did they go?
shopkeeper: Uh, north I think. Heading for Mauville.
(Absol immediately leaves town, following the trio)
(Later, the gang sets up camp for the night by the river bisecting route 103.)
Haxorus: So, tell us about yourself, Umbreon. Where'd you come from?

Umbreon: I come from Slateport City, for the first thing. My family's pretty harsh on martial arts but I kind of like magic more so I don't really get along well with my dad anyway. My mom doesn't mind me too much, but she just doesn't like me being so...I guess...feminine looking. I just never really cared for gaining muscle, really. If I wanna be strong, I'll use magic to fortify my strength. I don't need it physically.

Breloom: Woah. Yeah, I agree. You'd look WAY less cute with muscles. :3

Umbreon: Hehe, thanks, I guess. ^ ^ *rubs the back of his head while blushing*

Haxorus: Would you stop flirting?
Breloom: Never. He is cute and he deserves me telling him that. *crosses her arms and sticks her tongue out at Haxorus*

Umbreon: Hehehe. ^///^ So what about you girls? How about telling me about yourselves?

Breloom: Well, I'm from Petalburg Woods, and Haxie isn't even from here.
Haxorus: I came all the way from Unova! I like it better here, though. Especially the desert.
Breloom: Meh. Desert sucks.
Haxorus: You suck!
Breloom: Anyway, I hail from a secretive clan of druidic boxers.
Haxorus: *sighs* She's lying. Her family is just a bunch of tree-hugging weirdos, and she's the tree-hugginist of them all, and likes to use her fists.

Umbreon: Ah, okay. That's really cool of you girls.

Haxorus: We met when she was being chased by angry Wingulls. You sure anger a lot of people, don't you Loom?
Breloom: Shut up. So Umbreon, do you have anyone uh...special in your life?
Haxorus: ...*facepalms*

Umbreon: No I don't right now. Do you wanna be that someone or something?.?

Breloom: Who said anything about that? *blushes* I'm just getting to know you. For now...
Haxorus: *pounds the top of Breloom's head* Would you shut up already?!
(the sun rises on the trio sleeping all cuddled together, with Umbreon nuzzled in between Breloom and Haxorus. A shadow looms over them, and Breloom opens one eye to see Absol standing over them)
Breloom: Uh....*nudges Umbreon, trying to wake him up*

Umbreon: Mmmm. *opens his eyes* Mm? Who are you? Why are you here? Why are you staring at us?

Absol: Where is it?
Breloom: What?
Absol: The stone.
Breloom: What stone?
Absol: The rainbow stone.
Breloom: Rainbow stone? Sounds gay.
Absol: The one holding Jirachi.
Breloom: The hot sauce?
Absol: The shopkeeper in Odale directed me here, after you.
Breloom: I don't know any shopkeepers. What's a shopkeeper?
Absol: *points her naginata at Breloom's throat* I'm through with playing games.
Breloom: ...*gulps*

Umbreon: Why do you want Jirachi so bad?

Absol: You mean you don't even know? If you get her out of that stone, she'll give you three wishes. Well, one for each of you I guess. But I'll get three.
Breloom: Uh-huh. HHHNNNNRRRRGGGH!
Absol: What's that? What are you doing?
(produces a green ball of floaty particles in her hand, then chucks it at Absol, paralyzing her)
Breloom: *rolls on top of Umbreon to get out of the way of the black naginata, pressing her boobs on his face, then gets up, helps him up, and picks up Haxorus, still asleep, over her shoulder* Hurry, my stun spore won't last long. *rushes to the river*

Umbreon: Uh...Okay. *runs after Breloom after picking up his rucksack*

Breloom: There! *points to a dinky wooden raft moored to a tree stump, then grabs Umbreon and tosses him on board, then hops on board after, while using Haxorus' ax to cut the mooring rope, then kicks the shore to shove off, then sits down next to Umbreon, panting* Oh, Arceus...*lies down on her back while breathing heavily, her breasts rising and falling*

Umbreon: Well we made it out with our lives there. Thanks a ton, Breloom. ^ ^ *lies down and hugs her, giggling a little* Sure was quite a thrilling start to the day though.

Breloom: Thanks...Though that entire thing really scared me...I'm not used to being directly threatened like that...I don't like the look of that Absol...

Umbreon: Yeah me neither. I wonder how she knew about Jirachi being in that stone, though?

Breloom: I don't wanna know. I don't even want to see her again.
Haxorus: *opens her eyes, and gets up with a start* ...Where are we?!

Umbreon: Well we had to run cuz someone was threatening our lives, I think. Didn't wanna chance it.