GB Magical Girl

Sam: Oh really? Sounds like lazy writing to me. Okay then, I'll bite. How are we supposed to fight these "alien demons"?

Just hold your crystal and concentrate, it should turn into a weapon if you focus enough.
Cecil: Well, that seems easy enough.

Sam: My crystal? What crystal?

Cecil: The ones we grabbed from the meteor.

Sam: Hey, I never grabbed a crystal. I'm no thief!

Cecil: Well just grab the crystal that turned you into a girl and use that. Come to think of it...
She goes over to the meteor, the two crystals now floating slightly with one of the crystals starting to glow as the girl approaches them.
Cecil: I suppose this one's mine.

(Sam grabs the other one)
Sam: Okay, now what do we do?

Cecil: Well the mysterious voice said to concentrate on making a weapon, so I suppose we do that.

Sam: Okay, here we go....*holds the crystal out at arm's length, and a very long, red laser katana gets summoned into her hands* Holy shit! Woah, this thing kicks ass!

Cecil: Cool. Let me try.
She focuses, and a long lance with a giant drill at the end of it materializes in her hands.
Cecil: Sweet, this looks awesome.
Cecil thinks for a moment, then frowns slightly.
Cecil: You know.... I think it'll be weird if we keep calling myself by my name. So....how does Stacy sound as my new name instead?

Sam: Eh, I dunno. I've only ever known Stacys that are total bitches. Stacy's a bitch name, man.

Stacy: Well I've already decided on the name, so you're just gonna have to deal with the first non-bitchy Stacy. *Grins*

Sam: No, I'm still right. All Stacys are bitches...

Stacy: Well I'm gonna make sure you'll change your mind about this Stacy. Now come on, let's get out of here.
She goes over to pick up the meteorite.
Stacy: Might be a good idea to take this with us.

Sam: Why's that, Cecil?

Stacy: Well we don't want any of those alien demons the mysterious voice told us about finding these crystals.

Sam: Yeah, we don't want them to change gender and get kickass weapons. Well, let's go kick some ass.

Stacy: Well I was gonna suggest them finding a way to use these crystals against us, but sure, your thing works too.

(They get to outside Sam's house)
Sam: Oh shit, I just realized... what are we gonna tell our parents?

Stacy: Oh damn, I never even thought about that. I guess we can just explain things to them?

Sam: Are you kidding?! There's now way they'd except that! Hey, you there! Weird alien voice thing! Is there any way we can change back to our original forms?

I'm sorry, there isn't a way.
Stacy: *Sighs* Of course there isn't... Well, besides trying to convince them that we're doing ideas for Halloween costumes, explaining things to our parents is the only thing I can think of.

Sam Then we're gonna get put up in an asylum or some shit! No one's gonna believe us!

Stacy: Well I told you my ideas, you come up with something then.

Sam: We should run away! I mean, obviously we can't return to our homes being magical girl fighters!