War of the Gods

Blossom: *Starts clawing at the ground as he's dragged* Noooo, somebody help me!! Q.Q
Courtney: >.> By Sammy, have fun. ^^ *Waves*

Dana: That went well.
Mellow: Yeah.

J.S: Is anybody going to help him?
Courtney: Nope, you should never get in the way of true love like that. ^^
J.S: >.>

Jake:*kisses Mellow* Yep, now we finally have some free time and don't have to worry about bad guys for a while. *hugs him* ^ ^
Makon:Yeah! *kisses Dana's cheek, hugging her and rubbing against her breasts in doing so* ^//^

Dana giggles and hugs Makon.

Mellow: Yep! ^ ^ I'm so happy.

~New arc: Claire, the wandering merchant~

Having defeated the psychic dragon, Claire decided it best to drag the heroes around to carry her shop belongings while she traveled to world to sell her wares.

Claire: *bathing in a hot spring and poking plump round medium sized breasts* My form person is flat, so how did I get these things? *sighs* And I have to wrap them whenever Makon's around.

Mellow: *sitting by a camp fire and clearly in pain* Agh! My feet huuuurrrrrt! TT_TT *gets slapped by a live teddy bear* Ow! Employees shouldn't hurt other employees. Especially temporary ones.

Jake:*giggles* Aw man, that's messed up...getting slapped by a teddy bear...why does that hurt?.?

Mellow: I think there's something metal in its paws.... *rubs his cheek*

>.>

Blossom is currently sitting in a fetal position in the corner of a well-lit room, whimpering to himself.
Blossom: It's over....it's finally over. Q~Q

PD Girl: *walks up to Blossom in full dominatrix gear* Is it really over? ^ ^

Yeah, I decided to name her Serena. Cause she scrolled through his mind for important memories and found the name and the image of a pretty blonde. >.>

Blossom: Q~Q *Starts whimpering some more*

Jake:*kisses Mellow's cheek and hugs him* It'll be okay. ^ ^
Makon:Hey guys? Where's Claire?.?
Jake:....no. *nuzzles Mellow*
Makon:B-but....T.T

Mellow: i heard she was taking a bath in the nearby hot spring. At least that's what she said she was gonna do. *hugs Jake*

Serena: You're so perfect. ^ ^ *jumps onto Blossom*

Blossom: No, please stop. TT~TT

Serena: Tee hee hee! ^ ^ Why don't I name myself Serena after the pretty blond girl you called "dad" for some reason. Wouldn't you like that, Mr. perfect?

Makon:Yay! ^ ^ *goes to the hot spring and waits outside for a sec* Hm...how should I approach this? Go in from the front and she might blast me or cover herself....maybe if I come from a blind spot?

Blossom: I-I g-g-guess... *Sniff*

Claire: Oh well. *conjures a soap bar and starts washing herself*

Blossom: Just....just get it over with. TT.TT

Makon:*slowly looks over the fence around the spring* Hm....^///^ k, she's on that side...*lowers down and moves around to her end* (How am I gonna get over this without make noise though?.? Teleporting would still make some kind of noise...)

Claire: *sighs* Maybe I should make some sort of wagon train. Mellow complained of foot pains earlier. He's a hero so I don't want to abuse him like that.

Blossom: Well, aren't you going to get it over with? The suspense is killing me. TT.TT

Makon:Oh, screw it. *strips and teleports a couple inches to the left of Claire* >.<....*stares at her breasts* ^///^

Jake:He should've found a way in a while back....maybe he's being cautious? I'm dying to here someone scream. ^ ^ Makon does such stupid stuff.

Serena: Get what over with? *sits in his lap* I just want you to like me. You're supposed to be my husband.

Blossom: >.> You turned human and declared me your husband right before dragging me off to be raped for the past few hours. I'm sorry if you're disappointed but it's kinda hard for me to enjoy your company right after that.