Sword of Magic Chronicles

Mai: Aww, thank you... ^/////^

Maurice:So is there anything we need?

~Later that week~

Doctor: Hmmm.... So you are ill?
Lavel: *coughs* Yes, isn't it obvious?
Doctor: Hmmmm....Disrobe.
Lavel: Fine... *stands up from the chair he was seated in and starts to take off his clothes*

The camera then shoots to outside the room where the doctor screams and backs out of the door, tearing the door off in his panic.

Doctor: Mother of all that is holy! Where are you testicles young man?!
Lavel: I don't have any.
Dcotor: Whaddaya mean ya don't have any?! You're human aren't you?! Your records all say you're male and yet you have a clear penis....However small... And a FEMALE"S BODY!!!! And it's completely perfect too! From the facial structure all the way down to the hips!
Lavel: *sneezes and shivers* I thought I already told you. My father had me castrated early on in my life because I was reckless in my youth, so from there on, my body grew according to my diet. I mostly eat feminine foods....because they're delicious and the most beneficial to my skin....
Doctor: But you're a boy! A BOY!!!!
Lavel: Just because of the absence of my balls and my feminine appearance, you're willing to accept that I'm a boy? How nice. Now could ya please fix my cold already? I'm started to GET cold.

In the waiting room.
Mai: Hmm, wonder how much longer Lavie's doctor's apppointment is going to be? Hope he's going to be alright. >.>

Doctor: *comes out to the waiting room* Um, young lady who was with Lavel? Could you please come here for a minute?

Lavel: *getting dressed* I honestly have no idea why that doctor reacted that way. i thought this kind of thing was natural. My father did the same thing he did to me to all his steer.
Minstrel: Because it's not usually done on human beings, Lavel. However, castration in order to control a person's behavior is a little extreme even to me.
Lavel: It's the same thing with steer. So I'm human steer? What's it matter? Besides, I like my skin being soft and supple like a ladies. My skin and Mai's feel identical, it's nice.

Mai looks at the doctor in confusion before nodding and walking over to the doctor.
Mai: Yes?

Doctor: Di....Did you know.....about your...friend's....bo-bo-bo-body....by any chance?

Mai: You mean the fact that he completely resembles a girl in every way visually? Yeah, why?

Doctor: Why not have a look for yourself then? *takes Mai to the room Lavel is in and he's completely dressed* YOU GOT DRESSED?!
Lavel: I was cold....And you also never told me to stay naked. Creep. Oh, Hi Mai.

Mai: Hey Lavie. ^^ *To the Doctor* So Doc, what did you want me to see? *Leans against the wall*

Doctor: Well for one thing he doesn't have any balls and he's completely feminine just like you said he was. Don't you find that strange at all?
Lavel: No, she doesn't. She actually likes me like this. Now where's my medicine? *sneezes and sniffles*

Mai: No balls? *Pouts* Well, so much for having kids.... *Shrugs* Oh well...

Doctor: Actually, about that child thing, it would seem his testicles have actually been donated here. Surprisingly still able to function correctly.
Lavel: Minstrel's magic. She kept them functioning all this time. So even if you wanted kids, we could still have them together. *smiles at her*
Doctor: *nose bleeds* That's not a boy's smile!!!

Mai: Great to know, Lavie. ^^ So Doc, can you give him his meds so we can go?

Lavel: Yeah. *hugs Mai*
Doctor: Alright, I'll write out a prescription. *leavee, nearly tripping over the door fragments*
Lavel: Sooooo.... *sniffs* You really wanted babies with me? I didn't think you would.

Mai: Well, if we ever get more into our relationship, yeah. I don't know why, but it was just love at first sight. ^^ *Hugs Lavel*

Lavel: Yeah. ^ ^ *nuzzles her*
Minstrel: You're quite a cute couple. no wonder you asked me to keep your testicles alive back then.
Lavel: Shut up, Minstrel. *sniffs*

Mai: Hm? What'd she say?.?

Lavel: She called us a cute couple. *takes Mai's hand and leaves the room* I'm hungry now anyway.
Doctor: I have your prescription now!
Lavel; *snatches the paper from his hands* Yeah, thanks.

Mai: Thanks Doc, so anything you had in mind for food Lavie?

Lavel: Well I could go for some cheap steak at the steak house nearby. It would suck, but at least filling, right?

Mai: *Nods* Yeah.

~Skip forward again a few days, lavel's better~

Lavel: *relaxing in a hot spring with Mai while the two hold hands* This is a really nice inn you got us, Mai. ^ ^

Mai: Only the best for my adorable boyfriend. *Giggles and hugs Lavel*

Lavel: *giggles and hugs her* Yeah.

Doctor: *comes in on them bathing and his nose explodes with blood before catching himself and replacing Lavel's clothes* Gurk... *leaves quickly*