Silverstar

Saria: Hey Juliet.
Eve: Apparently this guys followed us here.
Saria: I see.

Tread: Hi! I'm Tread, the new deputy.

Crash:I'd like a job Miss Saria.

Saria: Well I don't hand out jobs, you know. You have to go to the mayor's office for that.

Crash:Need anything done around here?

~A bank nearby is robbed~

Saria: Doesn't matter. *leaves*

Ergo: *walks up to the robbed bank* Hmmmmm... *gets hit by a fleeing robber*
Robber: Watch where you're going, bitch. *runs into a hole that forms and he screams as blood gushes from the bottom of the hole and huge red beam is shot from the hole, causing the other robbers to turn and see*
Ergo: ?! *goes for her gun*

A very tall man in a black torn cloak appears seemingly out of nowhere, walking towards the group from behind and grabs a robber by his shoulder, Ergo gasping at the sight of the ghastly black robotic claw.
The man with the black claw: Engaging ourselves in petty theft, are we? I don't think you'll be neding to do that anymore?
Rober: Wh-wh-wh-wh-why is that?
The man: Because....You're useless to this world. it's better you just....Die! *grins as she squeezes the robber's shoulder hard enough to completely crush it, the shoulder gushing blood with a loud crack* That's better. Scream in agony...I fucking love it! *cleanly swipes the screaming robber's head completely off with his now bloodied claw, causing the other remaining robbers to run screaming* oh dear, where are my manners? *the robbers are stopped dead in their tracks by chains ripping completely through them from beneath all of them*
Ergo: You....
The man: My my... If it isn't my very first patient, Ergo... *walks up to her and with his right hand, he runs his finger over her breasts before lifting her chin to make her look him in the eyes* My, how you have grown since we last parted ways.
Ergo: I...I....I want to return my....powers...
The man: Oh my dear, you can't...
Ergo: Eh?
The man: You see, there isn't a return policy.... But if you really want to give up the gift of my love for you.... Then.... you can die! *picks her up and throws her into a nearby building*

Everyone runs to the area and Saria and Eve gasp at the sight of the man just as he's leaving.

Eve: He's....
The man: That voice..... EVE! ^.^ *turns to her only to have his whol upper body smashed by a gigantic toy ball that hits him with a resounding metal clang and it launches him into the bank building*
Eve: I knew it. He's still after me.
Saria: Don't worry, I got cha, sister. *hugs her*

A small girl comes in dragging the gigantic ball attached to a very large and thick chain with another ball opposite it, equal in mass.

Miya: Daddy, quit being such a perv!
The man: *comes out of the wreckage with only a blood drenches right side of his face* Oh my dear daughter. You haven't changed a bit... Obviously because I made you that way! Hahahaha! Oh, Saria too. What a pleasant surprise! My, you look as lovely as the day you came to me for my help.
Saria: Shut the fuck up, you creep!
The man: Sadly, I don't have much time. I must get going. *teleports just as another of Miya's balls are launched into him*
Miya; Grrrrr! Come back here, daddy! Change me to a beautiful adult! *kneels down and starts crying*
Eve: What's with this kid?

Tread: *holsters his guns* What the hell just happened?!

Juliet: Who was that guy? *Looks at the girl* >.> *Kneels down next to her and rubs her back* There there, it's okay. ^^

Miya: My daddy forced me to be this way. I never wanted it and I'll make him give me my proper adult body even if I have to beat it out of him.
Saria: So the man with the black claw is your father?
Miya: Yes. Unfortunately. He said he wanted me to be his little girl forever so he stopped my aging process entirely and I don't want it. So I ran away and started a gang. My boys should be here any minute to pick me up. *her gigantic meteor hammer glows and shrinks mutliple times its size before wrapping itself around her waist after she gets up and stands erect* I'm Miya, by the way.
Saria: Wait, you just announced that you have a gang of outlaws right in front of the town's sheriff and deputy. For that, I'm sorry, but you're coming with us.
Miya: WHAT?! No fair! *pouts*

Juliet: Aww, how cute. ^^ *Hugs Saria* Come on Saria, why don't we let her off easy? :3

Tread: Yeah, i'm all for the law, but this is a child.

A gang of men on horseback ride in.
Gangmembers: Our leader!
Miya: You dummies! *turns to face them* Where the hell were you guys?! I need you here to help beat up my daddy!
Gangmember: I'm sorry boss, we just got caught up in somethin'.
Miya: Shut up! Don't gimme any excuses! Now get me an inn. I'm staying here for a while. Daddy's hoes are here so he might want them.
Eve=Saria: What did you say?!

Juliet: Wait, what?

Tread: Should we arrest them? *pulls out his revolvers*

Saria: Why? They're her friends.
Miya: *looks to Saria and Tread* Hm. Guys, buy me the inn.
Gangmember: What?! but boss, that's gonna use up all our money.
Miya; better than murdering everyone to clear space. now get going!
Gangmember: Ye-Yes, boss! *runs off with the rest of the gang*

Tread: I don't feel right about this...

Juliet: Okay...that was weird... >.>

Miya: What's so weird? The fact that they're a bunch of brainless butt sniffing monkeys? Yeah, you'll get used to it.

*they're
sorry, had to do it

Tread: I expect as much from lawless brigands like those.

Thanks for the correction, regardless. Fixed.

Saria: I'd have thought they had at least a little amount of brains.

Juliet: Uh huh.... >.>

Tread: Hm.What should we do now?

Saria: Well the kid doesn't appear to be injured.
Miya: I'm not a kid!

Tread: Then what are you?