New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Karii: Waxing? eh. Bending over and dusting is my favorite part.

Etea: Well she is a grown woman, she can wax all the wood she wants.

Karii: Well, I just prefer making sure wood's clean. Y'know, rubbing it, blowing on it, that kinda stuff...

Etea: I don't think you should be exposing my kid to that kind of innuendo.

Raiya:=.= Yeah, you might wanna tone that down some.
Zera:Oh Yuki's still here? Awesome! ^ ^
Raiya:Yeah, she's still here.
Zera:I really thought she would've left.

Etea: She just said she had nowhere to go and stayed here. She taught little Gelato how to read and write. It was real nice of her.

Raiya:I'm sure she'll be happy to see you're back. ^ ^
Zera:Well if that's it I'll be fixing up my room. Oh, do the Battles come around often?
Raiya:They started to after you left.
Zera:Bitches. >,> Well look, if they show and I'm not around, tell Fierce I'm looking for her alright?
Raiya:So you can rape her I'm guessing?
Zera:Well...eh, it got repetitive. I just want to talk with her more or less. *continues to his room*

Etea: He wants to talk with a Battle? Huh. Strange. Gentle always tells me he'd rather shut them up and bang 'em.
Gelato: >.> I have no idea what that means.

Karii: It means he wants to have sex with them.

Gelato: I don't wanna know what that means.
Etea: You'l instinctively want it someday soon, kiddo.

Raiya:^ ^u Well he said he got rid of his demonic weapon, which was half the reason he raped people in the first place seeing as it fed off of sexual energy and stuff. Plus I think that he and Fierce are legitimate friends, so that really explains it. Although maybe his incessant raping has changed that. *shrugs*
Makon:Gelato! Soooo cuuuute! *hugs Gelato* ^ ^
Raiya:-.-

Gelato: Hi Makon.

Makon:Hi! ^ ^ *pokes him* Slimes are so cool! ^ ^
Raiya:Hm...*looks around* Y'know, for once I actually have some free time! Maybe I should go hang out with Aster. ^ ^ Anyone seen her?.?

Gelato: She's at your house, mommy. last I saw, she was reading the newspaper.

Raiya:Oh ok! *teleports to Aster* Hey Aster! ^ ^ *hugs her* Finally have some free time to hang out with you. Oh, and Zera came back...doesn't really matter, but it's kind of interesting I guess.

Aster: Oh that's great. ^ ^ And Zera's back? Huh, weird. Thought he'd be gone for the rest of eternity.

Fierce: Why'd you drag me heree?
Gentle: Cause I can.
Etea: Hello ladies. Zera's in his room and he'd like to talk with ye, Fierce.
Fierce: <.<

Raiya:Yeah same. *kisses her and sits in a chair* There isn't much competition for the title of Berserker Goddess is there? I mean I haven' really seen you fight challengers or anything.

Zera:*working with chemicals at a table* Alright, now if I'm right, one drop should-*the chemicals explode in his face* Looks like I'm dumber without Plague too. Well damn. Gotta fix this shit somehow...

Aster: Yeah. I dunno why though. Seems like Fierce didn't have too many challengers. I'm sure they'd all wanna go after me but I'm just sitting here bored without any kind of challenge.

Fierce: Well fine, I'll go anyway. *goes to Zera's room*

Zera:Hm. Kinda hungry. *opens the door and sees Fierce arrive to the doorway* Well, there goes that idea. Hey Fierce. ^ ^ Come on in, and no this isn't about raping you. *goes back into his room and sits on the bed*

Fierce: What is it? *goes into the room and closes the door behind her* And whaddaya mean this isn't about rape?

Zera:Well...y'see, after countless millenia, pandering to the needs of a demonic weapon can be more annoying than its worth. In this case, raping the same people over and over every day for like a million years didn't seem worth it, so I ditched Plague and now I don't wanna rape people anymore. That simple.

What I want to do here is sort of start fresh. No I don't mean turn over a new leaf and join those faggoty-ass Paladins. Instead, I just want to do what we used to do and hang out all the time. I'll I've really done for as I can remember is spend a good hour raping you and your sister each and then heading home. Didn't even stick around to make small talk towards the end there.

Which brings me to my point. Sort of. I'm sorry you're such a whore that you allowed me to-.....I MEAN.....I'm sorry I raped you even though you liked it most of the time until it felt kind of repetitive for everyone involved. ^ ^u

Fierce: >.> I guess I've had worse apologies. But fine, you wanna start being a homo and just talking to me, that's alright with me.

Zera:-.- You clearly misunderstood. I'm obviously still up for sex, all day, every day. I just assumed that after having sex everyday had gotten boring to you, really. There's no way in hell I'd pass up having sex with you, for the record.

Fierce: So you still wanna have sex with me and you would gladly do me if I wanted you to? Huh. So you sort of changed then.

Zera:A little. I really think that's the only thing that changed here. Like all fun things, rape gets boring when it's the only thing you have to do in your schedule...and you do it for millions of years on a daily basis.