Lore: New Series

(the monster sees Marcus, and sends many tentacles in his direction, grabbing his legs and arms, and thrashing him around)

A grey blur races in and bites the tentacles making the Monster let Marcus go.

(the tentacles ignore the blur and re-grab Marcus)
(the tentacles then grab Karii's hind half, and pull her out of the hole she was tearing into the best. It waves Karii around, then grabs onto her front half, and rips her apart)

Canis: Ta! *slices a part of the monster and dashes to another part* Ta! *slices another part and dashes to another* Ta! *slices another part* I can do this all day!

Tram: *grows wide eyed* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(the monster still thrashes around, swiping at everybody with its huge tentacles, before collapsing and deflating slightly from the damage)

Marcis:Can someone get this thing to let go of me?

Tram: No! You can stay there and rot! *tears up* Kariiiiiiii! *sobs*
Lulu: There there. *pats her back*

~darkness, the void~
(Karii wakes up to find herself in her humanoid form, naked, surrounded by mists)
Karii: where....where am I? *blinks*
(a loli, like this: http://www.zerochan.net/1356350 but with a cute skull mask, walks up to Karii and pokes her in the forehead)
Karii: Hey, what's that for?
???: Just checking.
Karii: What? Who are you?
???: Keke! I'm death!
Karii: .....


Mall manager: HEY! Just what the hell is going on out here-OH DEAR GODS! WHAT IS THAT?!

Teddy: I have no idea.
Canis; I killed it! ^ ^

Marcus:Alittle help?

Karii: What do you mean..."death"? Where am I?
Death: You're in the void! Er...should explain..you died.
Karii ..WHAT! *looks around* no...no it....I can't have died! I don't feel dead!
Death: *sighs* They all say this. *conjures a clipboard with a poor drawing of a cartoon skull on the back* Says here....you were torn apart by a Shoggoth...tsk tsk tsk...you should stay away from those things. They are quite dangerous.
Karii: Well...what happens now? I just go onto the afterlife and leave everyone I knew behind?!
Death: That's usually how it goes.
Karii: But...come on! There has to be another way!
Death: .....*sighs* Okay, fine. I've already collected too many souls today, but....I can't. Well, maybe you can help me out...
Karii: Anything!
Death: There's a guy down there on the level that's heading to his second death. I REALLY hate that guy, and I don't want to see him back here. So soon. Er...well, you get what I mean. Okay, I'm going to restore your life, but I need your word that you'll do everything to keep this guy from dying.
Karii: okay...I guess...
Death: If he dies, I'll send you both to hel! ^^

~back on the level~
(a guy jumps down from the hole made by the Shoggoth, and lands on an upper balcony, looking at the fallen beast)
???: ..tsk. I wanted a go at him!

he looks like this: http://www.zerochan.net/1358257

Tram: Karii. Q.Q I can't live with my puppy.
Teddy: You can get a new one.
Tram: You got find me a sexy female silver dire wolf!

???: HEY, you plebeians! Down there! Did you kill this beast?! *jumps down the floor to meet Tram and Teddy and the rest*

Teddy: Hey! I'm not a pledeian! My mother's Fierce Battle!
Tram: Still a plebeian. <.<

Makon:*looks around from a corner* The noises stopped....is it dead? Yay, it's dead! *goes back out to everyone* Haaaaai! ^ ^

Lulu: Hey Makon. *hugs him* Where'd you run off to when that thing came in?

???: Hahahaha! You fools can lie to me all you want, this thing would have torn you apart! *points to Karii's remains* Like that!
(I forgot to mention that Karii's remains morphed back to her humanoid form, still torn apart though. Okay, back to now. Her parts reform, and a huge light flashes coming from her center, and Karii sits up, awakened, nude, covered in sweat and ectoplasm)
Karii:.....0.0.....
???: GAH! What in the world?!

Makon:Oh well, I just went to the nearest shop and hid...^ ^u *hugs her* Looks like everyone's alright.

Marcus:Looks like you get your wolf girl.

(a tiny red imp, carrying a small pointed stick climbs down the wall from the hole in the ceiling , and does it silently behind the fancy-suited newcomer)
Karii: *sees the imp* death...
???: What'd you say?
Karii: BUH!
(the imp readies to throw the stick at the newcomer)
Karii: Uh...uh! uh! *looks around hastily, but hesitantly, then nervously gets up and rushes over, tackling the newcomer*
(Karii rushes to tackle the newcomer, bringing him to the ground just in time for the stick to miss and hit the floor, dripping poison. Not knowing what to do or how to explain this to everyone, she glomps him and kisses him, nervously. Getting slightly into it, she then realizes what she's done, blushes and gasps, getting wide-eyed.)
???: *pushes Karii off* Oh what's wrong with you?! You're getting...sticky stuff all over my expensive suit!!
Karii: I'm sorry! o///o I didn't know what else to do! *covers her mouth*
(the imp then panics, and disappears)

Tram: Karii. Come back to me, I have your clothes.

Karii: ..right. *turns, and goes back to Tram* I'm sorry, I-I...I didn't know what came over me...
???: Psh! How dare you presume to kiss Thom Mandel, of the prestigious Mandel Family?!

https://originalanime.forumotion.com/t150p20-einherjar-s-characters#64107

Tram: Well she'll kiss whoever she feels like. *cuddles Karii* It's alright, I'm not mad.

~Later, back at Makon's place~
Karii*after telling them what happened in the afterlife*: and that's when I tackled that rich guy, and....and kissed him....so I have to make sure he doesn't die, or he and I both get sent to hell...

Tram: Aww, you poor thing.
Lulu: Huh. I see. So Death is a little kid.
Teddy: Yeah, don't pay attention to anything else, Lulu.