Lore: Revisited

~The City of Battleon~
(it's raining, which aided Kunar's forces in sneaking into the city, then taking it by storm. The Guardian Tower was stormed as well, and every guardian slaughtered. In the Town Square, There stands Kunar, in his long black trench coat, huge steel pauldrons, gauntlets, and boots, and with his shiny bald head. Artix was brought to a chopping block in front of Kunar, then forced to kneel and lower his head over the block. A lowly manservant approaches Kunar, hauling his huge, demonic-looking battleaxe. Kunar takes it from him, and holds it above Artix' exposed neck.)
Artix: w...w..why?
Kunar: It is the way it is, old friend.
(Kunar brings the axe down, separating Artix's head from his body, as the crowd of panicked, wounded, and overall wet citizens stares in horror, surrounded by Kunar's soldiers. On the cobbles below the chopping block, the blood mixes with the rain, swirling around and pooling in a dark puddle.)

~The next day, in Eslen Forest(it's a forest I made up. About a week's travel from Battleon)~
(Del is laying under a tree, taking a much needed rest after a hard day's travel to hunt down a rabble of bandits in this forest. Jeremy is curled up on his chest, also sleeping, when bandits crowd all around him)
bandit: Ello, what have we got here?

Kukri was wandering around through the Eslen Forest. She had no idea what drew her there, but she figured she could use a walk through a forest anyway.

Kukri: Sure is tranquil in this forest. I wonder if I'll find any game here? like deer or something? Or those undead deer?

Kukri's companion, a young, rather attractive woman with her blonde hair tied up in a ponytail, sighs with content as she nods in agreement.
Jessica: Yeah, it sure is nice and peaceful here. And hopefully we do find a deer, I always wanted to try venison.

(some of the bandits take notice of Kukri and Jess)
bandit: Oi, you two! Stay where you are, some o' my boys are quite lonely! Eh hehehe! Go get 'em!
(half of the bandits rush after Kukri and Jess)
(Del wakes up, and Jeremy awakens, flapping his wings and clinging to a nearby branch)
Del: Eh! What's going on?!
bandit: you're dead, that's what! *the bandit brings his sword up, but an arrow catches him in the hand and he drops the sword*
Del: What the hell?!

Kukri: *cronjures her sword into her right hand* Hey! You were the guy I was looking for! What a pleasant surprise to see you here. You're mine!

Jessica says nothing but nods in agreement to Kukri as her own sword is conjured into her hands.

bandit2: fancy swords, lasses! How about this? *brandishes his huge maul, and charges at them, bringing it down on Jess*

(meanwhile, Del hastily gets up, grabs his shield, puts it on his arm, and grabs his morningstar, just in time to turn around and block an attack from a crude stone ax, then Del knocks away the ax, and dashes his morningstar across the attacker's face)

Jessica parries the maul with her zweihänder before countering with a kick to the shin and sending him back with a telekinetic blast.
Jessica: Hmph. You'll have to do better than that, bandit.

Kukri: Huh. *dissipates the sword* I'll just use my bare hands. Come get me!

(a bandit rushes Kukri, and strikes her in the shoulder with a blunt iron sword)
(two more arrows pierce another bandit)
Del: Who's firing those arrows? *blocks a strike from a hammer, and smashes into the bandit's chest*
(the bandit that was attacking Jess regains his composure, then rushes her again with the same attack pattern)

Kukri: Ow! You meanie! *punches him in the stomach three time before jumping up high and round house kicking in across the face*

Jessica: Kukri, you alright? *Sidesteps the rather predictable attack and literally kicks his ass to send him tumbling forward*

(most of the bandits start to disperse, as a huge, hulking guy steps from behind a tree, wielding two huge mauls)
Del: Oh...
huge bandit: HUGOR MAAAD! *swings his maul down onto Del*
(Del blocks it with the shield, but the sheer force of it dents his shield, and sends him careening into the ground)
Del: Urk!
(Just then, Jeremy drops from the branch, and flies over to Hugor, breathing fire into his face)

Kukri: Oh deer. *stares down a deer that wandered over to them a few feet away from the scene* You hold still while I finish these guys off* *looks to the fleeing bandits* Hey! Where are you going?!

(Del is thrown into Kukri by Hugor, and they both tumble to the ground)
Del: oof! *looks around, and helps up Kukri* you ok-YOU'RE NAKED! *averts his eyes nervously*

Kukri: I'm NOT naked! It's a nonesie! *huffs her cheeks*

Del: But you're not wearing any clothes!
(Jeremy flutters past, and perches on Del's shoulder, then Hugor runs up, and smashes his maul into Del's side, knocking him into the ground, and more arrows fly, and pierce into Hugor's back, but he ignores them)
voice: dammit!

Kukri: I'm wearing a scarf! That's enough clothing.

Del: ...cough!
(Hugor swings both of his mauls down at Kukri)

Kukri tucks and rolls out of the way of the mauls and runs over behind Jessica.
Kukri: Help me! Q.Q

Hugor feels the blade of an ax cut into his back.
???:You cad you'd murder an innocent girl?

Jessica: Don't worry, I will.
Jessica sends her sword flying at Hugor while throwing several fireballs at the brute.

(Hugor continues his advance on Jess and Kukri, ignoring the ax, the sword, and the fireballs)

Jessica: Ah shit. Run!
Jessica grabs Kukri and teleports several meters behind Hugor just as he smashes his fists into the ground where they were at several moments ago. Letting the neko go, Jessica has her sword telepathically slash at the massive man's chest while throwing bolts of freezing energy at his legs in a hope to immobilize him.

The Ax wielder tries to pulls his ax out of the guys back and tries to get away,