Lore: Fighting Forces!

Zera:So yeah, that's about it. As I've said before you seem like good company for me, I like women who've got an edge to them.

Zarktus: *flashes in* Hey! Don't be stealing my betrothed! Bad enough YOUR wife beat me. I'm not letting you beat MY wife!
Fierce: ZARKTUUUUUUUUS! *flips Ice Fierce as she get sup* On your knees! Now asshole! Yer head's goin' be paste soon!

Zera:Your wife? Please...she doesn't even like you. She's as much your wife as Lily is my wife, and all relevant people know that is false. Unfortunately. Now I'll be taking her with me, and you will be dead. Sounds like an excellent exchange to me.

Fierce: Yeah! Lemme do the head stompin'!
Zarktus: Pipe down street rat, you're gonna blow an ear drum.
Fierce; How 'bout I blow both yer ear drums with mah boots to yer face?!

Zera:Well, go at'im Fiercey, kick his ass! I'll be here in case he mops the floor with you. ^ ^

Zarktus: Wel I can't allow my ass to be kicked by anyone just yet. I still have one more boss after my wife beats your ass. *grabs Ice Fierce's butt as he says that* Ahhh what a fine tush. Nice round and plump. *grins*
Ice Fierce: Quite honestly, I'm starting to like this Zera's offers.

Zera:Mhm, yeah, I don't flirt around like that. That's kinda stupid...but one more boss eh? Hm.

Ice Fierce: You just have to bring up Kip, don't you?
Zarktus: of course I bring Kip up. He's my main man. Gonna be best man in our wedding. Honey.
Ice Fierce: You said that about Xandros before you lost him.

Zera:Right...I'd ask but I don't care. Kip though? The hell kind of name is that?

Fierce: Wait, ye mean my pet lizard is one o' yer men? Oh I'm gonna beat that faggot so hard when I find him. Just less than what I'mma do ta yer head!

KMakon:*finally climbs up to them* Faggot? Who called for me?
Zera:Not you.
KMakon:Really?.? Woah.
Zera:First time I've seen you limp. Incredible.

Fierce: I'm sure if one of his friends sat in his lap, he'd perk right back up.

KMakon:Nuh-uh! >//<u
Zera:*sighs* Look Zarktus, just teleport us to the last idiot so we can kill you, searching's a pain.

Zarktus; No! Do the searching!
Ice Fierce: But if you don't teleport to them. I won't sleep with you tonight.
Zarktus: You never do it anyway!
Ice Fierce: But tonight I will.
Zarktus: Fine. *teleports the heroes to Granemore of Lore #1, which is a bustling metropolis*

Zera:*looks around* The hell? Since when was this place so...lively?
KMakon:Oh thank god! It's not freezing anymore! T.T

Rena: We teleported with you guys? Strange.
Kylie: Wow, another version of Granemore seems to have completely crushed our Granemore.

Zera:Well then...I suppose we start looking. Hm. *begins a search*
KMakon:Yay! *hugs Kylie*

Kylie: Altight, we'll have a look around. *rubs Makon's back*

KMakon:^ ^

~Black Auri's Room~
ENgi:Finally found you Auri. Man, this place is big. -.- So, ready to go since he's not here?

Black Auri: Yes. Very ready to go.
Witch Fierce: Was he that bad?
Black Auri: No, not really. He turned into a really cute girl and we had sex but I really wasn't up to staying with him even after that.

Engi:._. Well, let's go. *exits the room, but he can still be heard as he walks down the hall* Dunno when he's gonna get back, after all!

Etea: You leaving for good Witchy?
Witch Fierce: Yeah. I confessed my love to my own Zera and he returned the feelings. The only reason I was with your Zera was because he looked like my Zera.
Etea: Alright then.
Black Auri: So you're together now. ....Cool....*leaves with Witch Fierce*

~Outside~
Engi:So...we'll have to kill the one who caused all this. Unfortunately...I have no idea where he is or any of that. =.=

Zera:The hell is he? Zarktus might've bee generous about sending us here, but it doesn't do much good without any hints...

Fierce: I wanna kick Zarktus' ass, not my pet. That'd be too generous for him.
Kylie: Well we have Fierce here, so we'll know what this Kip character looks like at least.

Zera:True...what does Kip look like, Fierce?