Archmage(Reboot)

Garian:Arto isn't there a spell that can let you know if someone is lying?

Demetrius: You're right. *smiles devilishly as he holds up a large dirt clod* You don't. Wait...*looks at it* HUH?! *drops it* Dammit!
Arto: Not that I know of. You could probably research it, though. *shrugs*

Woman: Oh? Is something wrong, sir? :3

Demetrius: Rrgh, gimme that stone! It's priceless!
Arto: It ALSO belongs to the Dwarf Chief. We need it to stop the dwarves and men of Delridge from fighting.

The woman crosses her arms in annoyance.
Woman: Man you boys are persistent.

Demetrius: *squints* Who are you, anyway?

Caran: *conjures a claymore* Gimme the stone and I'll only cut a finger off both of your hands.

Blossom: Uh, don't you mean "or"? >.>
Woman: Tiana's the name. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Caran: Well.....Yeah, sorta. Shut up you!
Knickerbockers giggles.

Arto: oh, "acquaintance", is that what you call it?
Demetrius: No, I call it...BOULENSTONE! *reveals a pair of lace panties* DAMMIT! Why can't I steal it from you?!

XD Oh god that was funny.

Caran: man you're crap as a thief.

Tiana: Well one, because I'm a better thief than you. And two, give me back my underwear! *Turns a bright red as she snatches them from him*

Arto: Three, give us the stone, or hundreds of people will die!
Demetrius: *puts his hand on Arto's shoulder* Kid, don't try to appeal to a Thief's conscience. It's no use.

Tiana: Yeah, he's right kid.

Caran: Fine then. knickey. Slap her.
Knickerbockers shrugs.
Caran: I thought I gave you a valid order! >,<

Demetrius: Okay, what do we have to do in order for you to give that up?

Tiana: What makes you think that I'm gonna give it up? Toodles. :3
She waves before throwing down a smoke bomb, disappearing as the cloud clears.
Blossom: Shit, after her!

Arto: But where?!
Demetrius: Can you cast some sort of Detect Life spell?
Arto: No! I don't know White Magic!

Blossom: Just split up and look for her. And someone go to the entrance to make sure she doesn't get out.

Caran: God dammit, where'd the bitch go?! her head is mine!

Arto: Caran, why don't you go to the entrance and block her escape? Demetrius and Garian, you two go down that tunnel, *points to a tunnel coated with spider webs* and Blossom and I will go down this one. *points to a dark tunnel noticeably without spider webs*
Demetrius: ...-_- fine.
Kiko: I'm going with Caran! I hate underground. *flies to Caran's shoulder*

Blossom: Come on, she couldn't have gotten that far.
She grabs Arto's arm and runs down the webless tunnel.

Arto: *flicks up a light spell that goes between Arto and Blossom* So, what do you think about all this nonsense?

Blossom: What? Helping a divided village by returning one side's sacred rock that's in the hands of a beautiful thief, alongside my best friend?
She smiles at Arto as she runs.
Blossom: I'm just loving this adventure.

Arto: You think she's beautiful? *shrugs, as he runs after Blossom* Eh, I guess. But with this light spell, we should be able to spot the stone quite easily.