The Elite
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Blossom: I'll do it, my grandmother taught me some healing magic... *Goes over to Jenghas and starts to heal any wounds he has*
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Mellow: So I'm useless. Big deal. *sits down and pouts*
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Jenghas: Well you did call in a teddy bear to incinerate a dragon corpse. so yeah, your'e right I guess...
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Mellow: because he came too late! Besides, would've saved it the process of rotting.
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Jenghas: What about all the microorganisms that would've fed off the corpse for weeks? Huh? Ever think of them?
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Blossom: Feeling any better, Jenghas?
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Mellow! Fine! I wanna go home!
Zinc: Oh good. I was waiting for you to say that. *fades into view* yeah, I had on a cloaking device. So you're free to go home. I'll take everything from here. *teleports Mellow home* Oh, hey Jenghas. How've you been since we've last fucked? ^ ^
Zinc: Oh good. I was waiting for you to say that. *fades into view* yeah, I had on a cloaking device. So you're free to go home. I'll take everything from here. *teleports Mellow home* Oh, hey Jenghas. How've you been since we've last fucked? ^ ^
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Jenghas; Oh, great. Enlisted in this military group, fell almost to my death, and fought a dragon. It's been great.
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Zinc: Well that's nice to hear! ^ ^ So there's a set of stairs here, I know I stated the obvious, so let's all get moving. *snaps her fingers and heals everyone*
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Blossom: Oh, I already took care of Jenghas, but fine.
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Jenghas: *gets up* So what brings you here? Just helping out your brother?
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Zinc: Pretty much. So what exactly is everyone doing here anyway?
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Jenghas: Well, our sargeant dropped us down here from the floating military base up there, and we just fought an earth dragon. What've you been up to?
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Zinc: ...... Masturbating.... Let's just go now.
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Jenghas; Wait hold on....you've been masturbating since we last fucked?!
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Blossom: Don't ask about it, Jenghas....
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Jenghas: Why not?
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Blossom: Because Zinc's explanation for her masturbating would most likely be a very weird and perverted one...
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Jenghas: Right, but she's hot, and I've banged her, so it's ok.
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Zinc: Aw, come on now, sweetie, save that type of conversation for the phone, now. ^ ^
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Jenghas: What phone? What are you talking about?
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Zinc: I'm referring to phone sex, you moron. *starts going up the stairs*
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Jenghas: That was a wierd reference, but whatever. I was just catching up. *follows Zinc up the stairs*
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ZInc: We can catch up later, just keep it in your pants as long as I'm here and don't want any, OK.
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