Re: Monster Party

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:40 pm

Gary: So you know what a turkey baster is, but not a penis? *sighs*
Limbo pokes her head up from under the tub
Limbo: Hey Erna! Grab that thing lightly but firmly, and stroke up and down on it!
Gary: What?! Where'd you come from?!

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:05 pm

Erna: Really? Weird way to use a turkey baster but okay. *does as Limbo says to Gary's penis*

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:08 pm

Gary: Ahh! I uh...woah... What do you think you're doing, Limbo?!
Limbo: Fostering interspecies relations with sexual education! ^^

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:11 pm

Erna: You sure that's even allowed anyway?

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:17 pm

Limbo: Hey, I'm sure it's fine. Keep going, Erna! If you want, you can put your mouth around it and suck on it!
Gary: Limbo! Hey! Cut that out!
Limbo: Don't listen to him!

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:21 pm

Erna: Well, it does kinda look like it tastes okay. *puts her mouth around Gary's penis and starts bobbing her head*

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:25 pm

Gary: Oh god! A mermaid is giving me a blowjob! This is literally the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me! *grabs the sides of the tub from the pleasure* agh!

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:26 pm

Erna: Well, it does taste kind of salty. *licks the shaft*

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:30 pm

Gary: *comes in Erna's mouth eventually* Augh! Oh shit...that was....woah...
Limbo: Hehehe! My work here is done!

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:31 pm

Erna: *gulps* Something weird came out of there.

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:33 pm

Gary: Yeah, no kidding...
Limbo: That's sperm! It comes out when you bring a man to the height of sexual pleasure...*runs her fingers through Gary's hair*
Gary: Stop that!

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:45 pm

Erna: Oh yeah, sperm. Like what mermen spray on mermaid eggs to fertilize them.

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:47 pm

Gary: Y-yeah, like that...listen, keep this between us, okay? A-and...don't fertilize your eggs with that...>///>

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:55 pm

Erna: I'm not sure you'd want a dozen merbabies anyway. >//>

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:56 pm

Gary: At least not for another five or so years, heh...I'm way too young for that.

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:59 pm

Erna: I see. That makes sense.

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:41 pm

Gary: *sighs* ...Hey, where do they come out anyway? Your eggs, I mean.

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:53 pm

Erna: Well I do have a vagina. They come out of there.

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:59 pm

Gary: Really? ...Can I see it?

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:35 pm

Erna: yeah sure. *leans back and shows him her vagina* See?

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:39 pm

Gary: Huh, it's all fishy...hey, don't fish have like...a cloaca for all that stuff? *scratches his head*

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:42 pm

Erna: Hmmm. They might, I guess. Seeing as mermen do.

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:49 pm

Gary: Well uh...thanks for uh...washing me. *gets up and out of the tub, and towels off* I gotta get to work...*put a towel around his waist and leaves*
Limbo pokes her head out from the doorway and skips inside
Limbo: So? How was it?

by **Arcus** Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:02 pm

Erna: How was what? His sex organ? Well it was okay. *shrugs*

by **Zephyr** Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:18 pm

Limbo: That's it? *sighs* Guess you wouldn't have a strong opinion on that, ya fish. Disn't you, I dunno, feel anything?

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