Big Trouble in Little Kalos

Clemont: Well alright then, however I am surprised a dumb girl like yourself found your way past my devious quizzes!
Mali: What?! Nick, beat this sexist nerd!
Clemont: I'm not sexist, I'm ten.
Mali: ...Oh. Huh.
Clemont: *sends out an Emolga* Meet your doom!

Nick: I'll make you pay for that "dumb girl" comment. Gipsy, you're up!
He tosses the ball onto the floor to send out his Golett.

Clemont: Emolga, Double-Team! Hahaha!
(the Emolga flies around the arena, dispensing light-based versions of himself in a circle around Gipsy)
Clemont: You'll never find the real one!

Nick looks at the battlefield, attempting to make out something that he could use to make out the real one. That was when he noticed that one of the Emolga had a darker shadow than the others and immediately points it out to Gipsy.
Nick: That's the real Emolga, Gipsy. Shadow Punch it!
Gipsy's fist glows a dark violet as it quickly punches the Emolga, sending it flying into the wall and dispersing the copies.

(the emolga gets up, and tries to shake it off, but the damage is done)
Clemont: Rrgh...and you have a ghost type....Okay Emolga, use pursuit!
(the flying electro-squirrel covers itself in a shadowy energy, then lunges at Gipsy)

Nick: Gipsy, use Iron Defense and brace for the impact!
Gipsy's body takes on a metallic sheen as it hardens before bringing its thick arms up to shield itself just as the Emolga hits it, the force causing it to slide back several inches.

Clemont: Now use Acrobatics!
(the Emoga flies around Gipsy, striking it switfly several times)

Nick: You can do it Gipsy, Shadow Punch it again!
His Golett's fist glows darkly again before it moves to hit the Emolga.

(The emolga hits the same spot as it did before, but this time it slides to the floor, knocked out)
Clemont: Rrgh, fine! Take my Magneton! *recalls his squirrel, and sends out Magneton* Magnet bomb!
(The Magneton forms cannons out of its back, and fires steel spheres at Gipsy that explode on impact)

When the explosions clear, Gipsy is shown onto one knee and its body cracked, but instead of fainting, it stands back up.
Nick: Gipsy, here!
He takes out a potion and sprays Gipsy with it, the cracks vanishing as it heals.
Nick: Now use Magnitude!
His Golett slams its fist into the floor, causing a bolt of energy to race along an immense crack that shoots up, striking the Magneton.

Clemont: I can't believe it! Magnitude 10!
(the Magneton falls to the floor, separated, and its metal cracked)
Clemont: *recalls Magneton, and sends out Heliolisk* Get ready for your doooom! Wait...wow. Y'know what? Heliolisk doesn't know any moves that can even affect your Golett. So uh...wow. I'm just gonna give you the badge on this one, and spare her some torture. Good call with that choice. *tosses Nick the Voltage Badge*

Nick: Yes! I did it! ^^ *Cheers cutely*

Mali: *ahem* Fuck yeah bro, way to..win the...sport...game...YEAH! *puts her hand up for a high five*
Clemont: Get out of my gym! Stupid cheap-ass victory.

Nick: Don't be mad that I'm the better trainer. ^^ *High fives Mali*

(out on the balcony viewing deck, Mali and Nick are leaning on the railing, looking at the city during sunset)
Mali: So...wow, you really do love me?

Nick: Yeah, and I don't care if we're in our own bodies or in each other's, as long as I'm with you, I'll be the happiest that I can possibly be. *Smiles as he blushes deeply*

Mali: I agree...and I love you too! As long as I can bee with you, I can deal with having testicles...I really fucking hate having them, too. *takes Nick's hands in her own* I just wanna be with you. :3

Nick: I do too.
He hesitates for a few seconds before leaning in to kiss Mali.

Mali: I...*blushes deeply, and giggles* Do you know how weird it is to be kissed by yourself?

Nick: Pretty weird, but I guess I'll get used to it.
A pink glow starts forming behind the two, Nick turns and notices that it's the same Manaphy from before, who then zaps them with another Heart Swap.
Nick: Huh? *Feels himself* I'm me again. ^^

Mali: Woah! Ah! *looks at the Manaphy* Did....Yes! Thank you, Manaphy, but also curse you for putting this in this situation in the first place!

The Manaphy just gives Mali a playful and cheeky smile before vanishing into the faucet/sprinkler/whatever it came out of.
Nick: Well.....I kinda liked being in that situation....

Mali: Eh, I didn't enjoy it at all...but one good thing came out of it. *smiles cutely, and kisses Nick on the lips*

Nick: Yeah, I guess that is a good thing. :3
He chuckles and hugs Mali with a smile.

Mali: I don't know if this is being too quick, but....do you want to be my boyfriend?