Hunting Monsters with Veila and Zeph!

In Moga Woods, a cart rambles along a dirt path, pulled by a Rhenoplos, and carrying two girls clad in leather armor, one playing a song on a Metal Bagpipe.
Zeph: *finishes her song* I'm bored! Are we almost at Moga Village yet?

Veila: We're almost there. Just hang tight a little longer. *looks ahead to the see the village gate up ahead* See? There's the gate to the village right over there.

Zeph: Ooh! *jerks up, and jiggles the reins* Faster Rockington, faster!
(the Rhenoplos grunts, and continues at his own pace)
Zeph: Hmph. *rolls over on her back* I'm boooooored!
(several jaggi dart towards the cart from the woods, growling and hooping)
Zeph: Eep!

Veila: What do you want? Piss off. *draws her sword*

(the jaggis run up to nip and bite at the Rhenoplos' legs, but it rears up and roars in fright)
Zeph: No, not Rockington! *jumps off the cart, swinging her bagpipe around* Come and get it, you dumb lizards! *sings a stamina-boosting song as the Jaggis close in on her*

Veila: Oh no you don't, that's my sister! *jumps off the cart and slices into a jaggi, sending it flying backward*

(Zeph hefts up her horn, and slams it down hard onto the remaining few jaggis, smashing them into the ground)
Zeph: I think that's the last of them!
(a cry is heard from behind, as a Jaggia tears into the Rhenoplos, bringing him down)
Zeph: Rockington, no!

Veila: Oh not Rockington! You killed him! You asshole!

(another jaggia approaches and starts feeding on the fallen rhenoplos)
Zeph: You know what, you ugly chickens? You killed our friend and mode of transportation! You know what that means? Someone's gonna have to take over for him. *swings around her bagpipe, and plays a soothing song on it*
(the jaggias perk up, listening intently to the song, and bow dutifully to the girls)
Zeph: woah. Taming song. Totally didn't plan that...

Veila: *sheathes her sword* Well done, sis. Now uh, let's just tie them t the wagon and get back on track, I guess...Shall we?

(later that night, as the wagon pulls into Moga Village, they are welcomed by strange looks and hesitation from the villagers)
Zeph: Uh....what's up with them?

Veila: Must be your horn intimidating them.

Zeph: Aw, I don't want my bagpipe to intimidate them! Ooh, whassat? *points to the guild desk*

Veila: Oh, that's the guild desk. Let's go there now.

(they approach the guild desk after dismounting their wagon, and the clerk regards them apprehensively)
clerk: Ummm...hello? Can I help you?
Zeph: hi! We're the new hunters!
clerk: Hunters?! But....your wagon is being pulled by jaggias...

Veila: Well they killed our rhenoplos so we needed something else to pull the wagon.

clerk: Oh, I'm sorry! That's just so unusual, having your cart be pulled by...well, monsters. So welcome to Moga Village! I didn't know the guild was sending two hunters...
Zeph: We're sisters! We hunt together!
clerk: well...would you like to get settled in or go straight into your first quest?

Veila: Let's just get settled in first. We've been traveling a long while now and I need food.

(a felyne pokes his head out of the stall next to the guild desk)
chef: did someone say food? I happen to be the best chef in all the world! Come, sample my dishes!
Zeph: Ooh! Can we Veila, can we? I'm hungry!

Veila: Give us both the best you got then! Let's eat!

Zeph: *steps up to the counter, and sits down* Gimme moss pork and salty milk, sauteed!
chef: You got it! And you, miss? *turns to Veila*

Veila: I'll have the same.

(the chef quickly whips up two of the dishes and lays them out before the girls, two bowls of diced pork in steaming milk)
Zeph: Aw man, this looks so good! *stuffs her face with the meal, and after a while, slowly puts it down with a severe look on her face* um........it's.....
chef: So what do you think?
Zeph: It's definitely....food....*perks up* Excuse me please, I have to attend the powder room! *darts off towards the docks, and lurches over, heaving into the water* ECH!
chef: wow, she must like it!

Veila: *slowly eating and savoring the food* Must've eaten it too fast. This pork is so nice and tender though. Well done, sir.

(later on, in their new Hunter Housing)
Zeph: Um...it seems there's a wall missing. *gestures to the huge open area looking out on the harbor* um.....is this unfinished?
felyne: Nope! This is the final version.