The Elite

Jenghas: Hmm..there seems to be some sort of stairway to the east. Let's head that way.
(a huge earth dragon emerges from the ground and roars a dreadful roar)
Jenghas; OH fuck!
Dragon: *causes an earthquake shooting spires of earth up at the heroes, scattering them*
Jenghas: Crap! *separates Law and Chaos* I'm going in! *runs to the dragon*
(one second later, Jenghas is thrown back to the other soldiers bruised and beaten)
Jengahs: I'm going out! ow...

Blossom: Shit this isn't good. *Sends a blast of freezing energy at the dragon, covering the massive creature in ice*

Mellow teleports back to them.

Mellow: Oh. Well that's a problem. Huggie Bear!

~Pause~

Mellow: Hm. Where is he?
Watch: Signal not found.
Mellow: Oh, poopie!

Jenghas: Who the fuck is Huggie Bear?!
(the dragon breaks free of the ice and sends a boulder flying at Blossom)

Mellow: never you mind. *pulls out his yo-yo and slices and gash into the dragon's neck then twirls the yo-yo spouting acid all over the dragon*

(the dragon recoils, then slams Mellow with his tail)

Melow gets back up and and cuts off a part of the dragon's tail.

Kendra swings her chain whip, and the snake head at the end bites into one of the dragon's eye sockets and tears its eye out.

(the Dragon roars in great pain before launching a boulder at Kendra)
Jenghas: No! *jumps in front of the boulder, slicing it apart with Chaos, and shooting a beam at the Dragon's other eye*
(the Dragon swings around blindly while roaring)

Mellow: WHat made you want to jump in front of her? I'm sure she would've taken the boulder on.

Blossom: You couldn't have helped with the boulder it threw at me?! *Unleashes a jet of white flames at the dragon's face and chest*

Jenghas: Well sorry, I was dealing with my broken ribs! ergh...*falls on the ground*
(the earth dragon withers and dies)

Mellow: No.
Watch: Signal found.

A teddy bear flies in with rockets on its legs and opens its mouth, launching a huge blue beam, incinerating the dragon.

Mellow: yay! Huggie! ^ ^

Jenghas: What the fuck...

Mellow: What? He's my robot teddy bear weapon. *hugs Huggie*

Jenghas: That's messed up...

Mellow: Let's just go.

Jenghas: I can barely stand. Can we just rest here for a while?

Blossom: Would you like for me to help with your wounds, Jenghas?

Mellow: No! I want to get out of here! Huggie, what's the way out of here?
Huggie: Shutting down. *falls limp*
Mellow; you stupid bear!

Jenghas: Sure...not much to help with. just a few bruises. Might've sprained my ankle.

Kendra:Well, it depends. If have anything to eat or drink we can deal with taking a break. If not...well, we might wanna move on until we find a water source. So...anyone have anything that might give us the luxury of sitting around?

Mellow: Sorry, I'm not any medic. I was just taught to walk whatever injury I got off.

Jenghas: YOu mean besides rocks?

Mellow: Sorry. I just wish Zinc was here. She'd know what to do..... Besides do any guy around her....