The Bleeding Heart(a zombie romance story) (Laser Wolf and Darth Wiggles only)

enter two of the last humans on Earth. These two souls join together to find any survivors and to annhilate all zombies.

name
age
gender
weapons
pic

name: Joseph
age: 19
gender: male
weapons: shotgon, scimitar, hatchet
pic: couldn't find one. just imagine a tall, dark-haired guy with a shotgun, scimitar, and a hatchet. he's wearing a leather jacket, black shirt, tattered jeans, and work boots.

Name: Jessica
Age: 20
Gender: F
Weapons: Rifle, SMG, pistol, dagger

(opens on a highway full of deserted cars. daytime. around noon)
(a lone figure walks from vehicle to vehicle searching for supplies)
Joseph: So...hungry...last five McDonald's I've been too hired actual zombies...fucking zombie management.....*stumbles*

Joseph hears moaning, when he turns around he sees dozens of zombies rushing at him.

Joseph: fuck fuck FUCK FUCK! *fires his shotgun, downing three in one shot* FUCK! *starts running, then trips on a muffler and slides under a Pickup truck bed* fuck...*crawls to the other side, reloading his shotgun as the zombies swarm all over the truck*

Several shots go off, each one killing a zombie, before a hail of bullets kill the remaining zombies. A young blonde woman peeks over the roof of a nearby building.
Jessica: You okay?

(Joseph stares blankly at the woman before closing his mouth)
Joseph: Uh...yeah...thanks...

Jessica: Of course.
Jessica grabs her rifle and SMG before descending a ladder leading to the roof. When she reaches the bottom she turns to face Joseph.
Jessica: You can never be to careful...... *Draws her pistol and aims it at Joseph's head* Did any one of those freaks bite you?

Joseph: *stares straight into Jessica's eyes, not even flinching at the pistol* No. *gets up slowly* You can point the gun away now.

Jessica: *Sighs and puts the pistol away* Fine...you hungry?

Joseph: More than anything. You got any food?

Jessica: At my hideout, yeah. Follow me. *Walks away*

Joseph: ...hideout? *runs after her, walking when he catches up* You have a hideout?

Jessica: Yeah, its quite safe, zombies couldn't even get in if they tried. Wasn't exactly expecting company so you'll have to forgive me if its a little messy.
Jessica stops at an abandoned building and walks over to a spot on the wall. She pushes a brick that's a darker shade of red than the others and that section of the wall slides away revealing a stairway underground.
Jessica: My father made this, apparently built to protect him from anything. *Sighs* Unfortunately, just as he told me about it he was attacked by zombies.....

Joseph: Ooh. uh, sorry. Looks impressive, though. *looks around, then points his shotgun at Jessica* you first. Can't take any chances, you know.

Jessica: *Looks at Joseph and crosses her arms* You'd really threaten to kill a beautiful young woman like me? *Chuckles* Well in these times, you can't trust anyone. *Heads downstairs*

Joseph: *follows her* Funny you should mention that. "Don't trust anyone" Is one of my rules for survival....

Jessica: Yeah, kinda figured.

Joseph: So...is there a light switch, or can you see in the dark?

Jessica claps her hands and the hideout lights up, revealing dozens of guns, ammunition, and food along the walls.
Jessica: Well, this is my hideout.

Joseph: *chokes* Holy crap! *puts away his shotgun* Jesus, you got a whole armory down here!

Jessica: Yeah, I know. My father became quite paranoid when he was building this....

Jenghas: Well this does actually go against another rule of mine...never build a base underground...

Jessica: Why?

Joseph: Because what if the zombies break in? or if there's a fire? You'd be trapped. I'd say the best possible place to be when zombies attack would be an airship maybe. As long as you have lots of supplies.