Re: Monster Party

by **Razorshell** Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:39 pm

Charlie: Cliff top den. I'm just glad he survived.

by **Zephyr** Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:54 pm

Limbo: Y'know if he sells his soul to you-know-who I bet he can get his legs workin' 100 percent!

by **Razorshell** Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:58 pm

Charliw: Wouldn't be worth it.

by **Zephyr** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:01 pm

Limbo: Welp, if you ever change your mind, here's his card. *pulls out a red card with a number on it*
Gary: Does that card have "666" as a phone number?
Limbo: .....What else would it have?

by **Arcus** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:03 pm

Erna: *shrugs* I dunno, 8675-309?

by **Razorshell** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:06 pm

Charlie: Love that song. Hey Gary if my little bro can visit. Can he stay for a bit?

by **Zephyr** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:09 pm

Gary: I don't even think this place is wheelchair accessible!
Limbo: They just finished construction on ramps and elevators and shit before I came in. You didn't see all the work going on?
Gary: I er...so who's hungry?

by **Razorshell** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:10 pm

Charlie: I could eat. Ever had Dragonfire roasted steak?

by **Zephyr** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:12 pm

Gary: Yeah I don't have any steak. *goes to the refrigerator and opens it* Who wants grilled cheese?

by **Arcus** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:12 pm

Erna: Grilled cheese? You don't have any lobster?

by **Razorshell** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:16 pm

Charlie:We should gi shopping soon.

by **Zephyr** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:20 pm

Gary: >,> No, I-
Limbo: What about virgin's blood?
Gary: Hey I'm just a cashier at-wait, virgin's blood?
Limbo: Well I didn't not say it.
Gary: Hey, I'm just a cashier. I can't afford this stuff.
Limbo: Oh relax! The program's gonna pay for food for us and stuff like that. Since we have strict dietary needs.
Gary: I highly doubt you need virgin's blood...

by **Arcus** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:23 pm

Erna: I'll try everything once, though.

by **Razorshell** Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:25 pm

Charlie:Lets go shopping guys.

by **Zephyr** Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:35 am

Gary: What, you don't want grilled cheese?

by **Arcus** Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:47 am

Erna: I'll gladly have anything my humans makes for me. ^ ^

by **Zephyr** Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:49 am

Gary: Well alright then, I'll just-wait hold up-I'm your what?!

by **Arcus** Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:55 am

Erna: You're my human, aren't you?

by **Zephyr** Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:58 am

Limbo: Hey, if there's slavery going on here and no one told me-
Gary: Hey, there's no slavery! I'm not anyone's human!

by **Arcus** Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:12 am

Erna: I didn't mean it like that! I'm sorry! Q.Q

by **Razorshell** Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:19 am

Charlie: Would my little bro be safe here? He gets bullied alot back home.

by **Zephyr** Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:31 am

Gary: *sighs* it's alright. Can fish even have dairy?

by **Arcus** Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:38 am

Erna: I don't know. It's worth a try.

by **Zephyr** Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:51 am

(later that night, and after finding out that mermaids are lactose intolerant, Gary finally retires to bed, with Erna in the tub, and Limbo and Charlie in sleeping bags in the living room.)
Gary: Stupid monsters living in my house...why'd my life have to get so weird?

by **Zoprxki** Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:03 am

The room begins to chill and the covers are pulled towards the foot of the bed as a young woman in a chained, ragged white gown with lengthy black hair crawls up onto the bed. Her decaying skin betrays her corpse-like nature, and justifies the room's now terrible odor. Her movement is awkward, sudden, and unnatural, bursts of movement at irregular intervals. She groans like a zombie, ensnaring one of his ankles in a wintry grasp.

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