Argent Sphinx: A Fairy Tail RP!

Ivan: Alright*snacks on some stones* Mmmm love granite.

Momoh: Yes! And HEY! *puts her arm around Mirin* If any of you creeps messes with Mirin here, yer gonna get my flames, ya hear?!
(the guildmates who were until now sniggering now perk up and start aggressively minding their own business)

Mirin: I'm not a kid, I'm just vertically challenged! >,<

Ivan: And my stone breath.

Mirin: I'm perfectly capable of taking creeps on, myself. >.>

Momoh: Don't worry kid, I'm sure you'll hit a growth spurt soon. *uses her crimson blaze magic to create a long arm of fire that grabs a mug of beer from a table, then brings it over to her and she starts drinking it* So, you wanna pick a job from the board?
(a large, muscular tan gentlemen in baggy purple pants and a beige tank top with red tattoos everywhere gets up and points at Momoh)
Maxus: Hey, that's my beer!
Momoh: I don't see your name on it! Nyeh! *starts chugging it*
Maxus: Why you-! *rushes over to Momoh* What's the big idea, stealin' my drink?!
Momoh: What's the big idea, coming over and getting your stinky breath all over me?
(They continue to yell back and forth at each other)

Mirin: *anger vein pops on her head briefly before she requips a brass gun and shoots a a beam of magic into the ceiling* Both of you shut up!

Ivah: Guys enough please.*rubbing his temples*

Momoh: But he started it!
Maxus: That's it! Big fist magic! *uses a spell to enlargen his fist, which he uses to punch Momoh into the bar, which she crashes into creating a huge hole in it*

Mirin: Aye aye aye. *sighs and sits at a table with her feet dangling and swinging them*

(the person sitting across from her, a woman with short, bobbed purple hair dressed in a purple poncho with gold trim and a grass skirt)
:Hello there. My name is Styria. Would you like your fortune told?

Mirin: Uh....Yeah, sure, lady.

Styria: ages of torment and pain, if you can't reel in Momoh.
Momoh: *gets out of the busted bar, and rushes at Maxus with flared-up fists* Ya got some nerve!
Maxus: You're one to talk!

Ivan walks over.
Ivan: Got anything for me?

Mirin: Go stop their petty squabble! It's still my turn!

Ivan goes between the and backs them away from each other with his earth dragon barricade.
Ivan: That's enough you two. break it up.

(Momoh and Maxus immediately stop and bow repeatedly to Ivan)
Momoh and Maxus: We're sorry, Ivan! It won't happen again!
guildmate(to Mirin): Hey kid, Styria's not a real fortune teller! She uses animal possession magic!
Styria: Hey, shut up, you! I just wanted those two boneheads to stop fighting!

Mirin: *jumps onto the table and grabs Styria's neck* You lied to me, you filthy mud mouthed peon!

Styria: *laughs* Hey, relax! I do that to all the newcomers!

Mirin: You lie?! Meanie! >,<

Ivan: If it happens again you'll be feeling my talons. We clear?

Momoh: Yes, Ivan! Won't happen again!
Styria: Sorry I lied to you, kid. How about a drink on me?

Mirin: Okay fine. *lets go of Styria's neck and sits back in her chair*

Styria: My, you've got quite the grip there. Here. *slides her a huge mug of ale* Er, wait...you are old enough to drink, right?

Mirin: Old enough to think, old enough to drink. *chugs the ale*