Bringing My Friends to Hell

Andrew: *Types on Steam to Ryan* And that's my story, on how I found myself in Hell, found friends and love. You wanna come down here for a visit? Would be nice to finally meet you in person.

A message pops up from Me.
Marcus: Sounds awesome. I'd like to meet you too.

Ryan: *writes back* Well I guess a trip to see my buddies wouldn't hurt. If you can get me over there, sure. I hear Michigan's nice this time of year.

Andrew: *Sighs as he types* No idea why you think I'm in Michigan, I live in Florida. I'm too broke to travel to Michigan like that.
He shakes his head as he grabs his phone.
Andrew: Hey Loona, just calling to ask my favorite hellhound for a favor.

A bit later, a portal opens in Ryan's room, and a pair of imps step out.
Millie: Well hi there, you Ryan Cock?
Moxxie: I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Kosh.

A portal opens up where Marcus is, and an imp with a coat and cowboy boots walks out.
Blitzo: Alright, I'm guessing that you're the guy I'm looking for?

Marcus: Yeah that's me. You're Blitz aren't ya?* grab my crutches* Also I really hate that term. *grabbing my go bag*

Blitzo: And I really hate that my daughter is dating your friend, life is full of shit that we hate.

Marcus: Ah the over protective dad thing. Relax dude he wouldn't hurt Loona.*pocketing my phone* Ready.

Ryan: Frankly, I don't know either. For the sake of neither o' y'all makin' fun o' me, let's just go with Cook.

Millie: Oh, you don't have to worry about us. Blitz is the one who'd make the jokes.
Moxxie: And they just get so annoying...

Marcus: But from what Andrew told me Loona is an adult. Plus she can take care of herself.

Ryan: Riiiight. So, we off ta "Hell" then?

Moxxie: Why are you saying it like that? We're literally demons who stepped out of a portal leading to Hell.

Blitzo: Just go through the damn portal already.

I make sure my cat has for and water before going through.

Ryan: Well for all I know, y'all could be the CIA. Seeya Giz. *strokes an enormous fat cat*

Moxxie: *Sighs and pinches his nose* Let's just go.

Marcus arrives at IMPs office.
Marcus: Not a bad office.

Muffin: *meows*
Ryan: Don't worry, I'll be back soon.

Millie: Aw, looks so cute.
Moxxie: Come on, I'm sure Andrew's waiting for us.

Marcus:*sees a Goth hellhound* Let me guess you are Loona. I'm Marcus Andrew's friend. Say where is he?

Ryan: Okay then. Whisk me away to... candy land. Dunno where I was goin' with that.

Moxxie and Millie bring Ryan through the portal.
Loona: Hi to you both. And as for Andrew...
She takes the grimoire and opens a portal to the hotel.

Ryan: So many portals around here. What is this, aperture labs?

Marcus:*chuckles* Ah so you're Ryan. the friend I've had fpr over a decade.

Loona: Well it's either this or several hours of nonstop driving.
Andrew: Is that them? *Pokes his head through the portal* Hey guys, it's good to finally meet you both.

Marcus:Hey Andrew. I hope the hotel is handicap accessible. Also this is not what i expected.