New Lore School Story

Fierce: What're you doing here anyway, J.S? Aren't you older than me? By like a millennia and a half?
Snow: She wants to make friends with me. And you're right for once, the weather today is rather nice.

>.>

J.S: Um...I don't think I'm older than you...and......I made myself younger so I can finish school... >.>

Fierce: You're still ridiculously older than me.
Snow: Whatever, she's being nice to me so it's only fair I piledrive her through the center of the earth.
Fierce: <.<

J.S: Wait, what? ._.u

Marcus:Morning Sera.

Zera teleports into an empty seat.

Zera:Poof. *magics a bottle of air and conjures a mini-blizzard in his hand to turn the contents into slush and dispels snowstorm before drinking* So...I heard someone was gonna get pile-driven into the earth?

Snow: Whatever.

J.S: Aw come on Snow, why do you have to be so mean when I'm trying to be nice to you? >.>

Zera:Because nice people suck....but maybe a better reason is your obsession with making her like you. >,>

Snow: Help me daddy, this old lady's trying to rape me. *hides behind Zera and sticks her tongue out at J.S from behind him*
Fierce: yeah, very mature, Snow. -,-

J.S: I'm not trying to rape her, and it's not an obsession.
Mikayla: J.S just shut the fuck up and leave the mean girl and her horrible father alone.
J.S: >.>

Xandros comes in through the front gates of the school in his normal humanoid form.

Xandros: heh. I'll just sneak in as a student and rape an unsuspecting female teacher or something. I need a kid that I can raise without wanting to kill it with everything I have later down the road. Hmmmm... *looks at a watch on his wrist* Looks like it's breakfast time. Shit.

Zera:*grins* Heheh, ah, that's funny. I think it's pretty mature. Yep. *points to J.S* These are people you stay away from. K? ^ ^ Or preferably ram into a wall.

J.S: -,- Like you're one to talk...

Snow: Already knew that, but I got that loud and clear, dad. ^ ^
Fierce: Nice to see you two bonding for once. >.>

Zera:Good, just had to make sure.

Snow: Hehe, how come my stupid whore mother never left me with you to raise, dad? You're awesome. ^ ^
Fierce: I'd rather not grow too fond of him if I were you. You might break the universe that way.

J.S: Jeez, try to make friends with someone only to see that she's completely hopeless and as much as an asshole as her father... You were much nicer when Samuel was raising you. >.>

Zera:Say wha? Break the universe? Anyway, she just didn't care about you enough. I'd take you in myself but unfortunately my son has a way of getting people to like him that I find deeply disturbing. -.- Wouldn't want you to not hate him.

J.S: I'm amazed that you're even allowed to raise kids. Cause "Father of the Millenium," you're definitely not.

Zera:I only raised one shitty kid. Still trying to beat some sense into him. I'm obviously an amazing father. ^ ^

J.S: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Snow: Nah, my dad's dad of the century in my books. *hugs Zera*
Fierce: >.>

J.S: *Sigh* You were such a nice girl when Samuel was raising you, I miss those days... <.<

Zera:Well it's a good thing he stopped raising her. >,> Fag...