Iris[Lore Reboot]

Zera:Ah. Then what about you? I never understand women who go into battle without any kind of armor.

Ray: I'm a witch. Witches don't usually wear armor. Mostly because their supporters do all of the fighting for them. That and I find armor to be uncomfortable.

Courtney: Who the hell was that? *Looks at the remains of her railgun* Damn, I worked so hard on that...

Passerby: Oh, looks like it was the work of the town's mayor and founder. Lady Fierce Battle. She lives in that large mansion there. *points to a large mansion on a far hillside to the north of the city* Of course, she's the only person I know that could break a weapon like that.

Courtney: >.> How'd you get up onto the roof of this building?

Zera:Hm, well that's all fine I suppose. So...what do you think about the destruction of all those surrounding towns? Strange isn't it? No survivors, nothing...oh, you mentioned earlier that I wasn't a vampire? I'd expect someone who was hunting vampires to be up near Torgrund where y'know...there are vampires to kill?

Passerby: Well truth be told, I was going to commit suicide. Give my regards to the bitch i called my wife. *jumps off the building*

Ray: I don't go out and slay vampires wherever I hear about them. I only kill vampires unless they're very near me or threatening my life.
Xios: Which is otherwise near you since you hate them to death.
Ray: Yeah.

Zera:Huh, that's kind of strange. So, opinions on the destruction of every nearby town within thousands of miles? ^ ^ I mean certainly everyone here must be worried that this city will be the next to come under attack.

Courtney: Okay, that was random... u>.>

Ray: Judging byt the level of destruction you caused to the city's guardsmen, I'm pretty sure you're the asshole that's been doing it all.
Xios: What do you plan on doing with him then?
Rya: Strapping him to the new couch and raping him.
Xios: O.O You serious, woman?! But we pooled our money on that sofa.
Ray: Got any better punishment ideas?

Zera:Woah, woah, woah! I did not do that shit! I mean, anyone with a badass sword could've done what I did. There's no way I'd take the time to go to every damn village and kill everyone. -.-

Ray: Wow, I thought you'd love the idea of getting raped by a hot girl since you wanted to rape the both of us before.

Zera:Did I say I was going to rape you? I don't think I'd be that obvious...but I'm just stating, for the record, that I did not burn down all those towns. I didn't have a problem with the rape part though. ^ ^

Xios: of course you didn't.
Ray: But then it won't be punishment if you'll like it.

Zera:Exactly. But it's not like I deserve punishment for anything. Those guard just got pissy over nothing and jumped me. *shrugs*

Ray: Fine then, I won't rape you.
Xios: Good, Id rather not have to hear you two moaning while I'm unpacking my things.
Ray: ....Oh right, you're still unpacking.

Zera:Oh well...so Ray, do you drink? Or do anything that impairs your ability to think properly? You don't seem like the type, but you never know.

Ray: of course I don't drink. Neither of us do.
Xios: And I don't sleep either. ^ ^

Zera:Ok, ok, just making sure. So...how do you guys make your money? I turn in treasures I find sometimes, but usually I just intimidate people into getting what I want. ^ ^

Marcus heads to the Merchant district to get a new bow.
Marcus:Hmm.Where would I find an enchanted bow?

Ray: We work at a bakery.
Xios: Yeah.
Ray: We also work part time as vampire exterminators.

Zera:Didn't realize vampires came out so far away from home. How much further to your apartment?.?

Ray: We're in the slums now. It's just up ahead.
Xios: The Second District is where we live. *hugs Zera's arm* SO what did you come here for anyway?

Zera:^ ^ Just looking for some fun. Wanted to raise a little hell, drink, and look for attractive girls. Seems to be quite a shortage of those. Since the other towns were destroyed, Starylus was the most convenient option.

Xios: I see. So you just wanted to do what every man wants to do.
Ray: <.<