Pokemon: Amethyst

Lia: From what? 0.o is he part of Team Rocket?!

Mahogany: What? No. He's a pervert when it comes to girls. He even has three dozen pictures of my pics he got on the web. >.>
Alex: Hey, that's not true. I have two dozen and eleven pictures that I got from the internet.

Lia: *takes another draw from her blunt, then throws the butt away* Can I see 'em?

Mahogany: Wha-? No you can't see them! O.o

Lia: Aw...so...pokemon?

Mahogany: Fine, what do you guys want?

Lia: I told you what I wanted!

Amethyst: I'm not gonna ask how pictures of you wound up on the web, mom. Anyway, I'd like an Aron.

Mahogany: Okay then. *Gives Amethyst and Lia their pokemon*
Alex: I'll have a Charmander, please.
Mahogany: Sorry, but he's been taken by Maricia.
Alex: Aww...

Amethyst: Hmmmm.... What to call it? I don't even know its gender though. Heck, I haven't even taken it out of its ball yet, so what am i to know?

Mahogany: Oh, I gave you a male. I have too many of them around the lab and whenever I let them out they always fight with each other.
Alex: How can they fight?
Mahogany: *Shrugs* I don't know.

Lia: Um...my Slakoth came without a ball..s'cool though..
(Lia's Slakoth climbs up and rests on her head)
Lia: Aw! :3 I'll name him...I could go for some Doritos....

Amethyst: Well...Lairon fight by ramming into each other with their steel hard bodies. I guess Aron do the same? But since he's a male, I'll name him Jake. Jake, the steel type. Jake, Steel. Heck yeah.

Lyus: Then name him Dorito

The black haired male walked towards the group

Lyus: As the rest, I am here for my pokemon, and I believe you asked the others what they wanted? I would like a cyndaquil please.

Alex: Cute. :3
The blonde boy turns to Professor Mahogany.
Alex: So no Charmander?
Mahogany: Sorry Alex, no duplicate Pokemon for members in a group.
Alex: Fine. I'll take a Torchic then.
Mahogany: Here you go. ^^ *Tosses a Pokeball into Alex's hands* And here you go, Lyus.
The MILF professor gives Lyus his Cyndaquil.

Lia: Woah..Dorito's an awesome name for him...

Lyus: Thank you professor

Lyus places the pokeball in his bag for now

Lyus: And what drug did we use today Lia?

Lia: Oh, I still have some nugs of this Venusaur Butt, it's some primo shit..want some?

Lyus: Eh no thanks you can keep that

Lia: Why does nobody want to partake? *looks up at Dorito* You want some?
Dorito: Slaaak...*closes his eyes*
Lia: Whatever.

Amethyst: Just keep the second hand smoke away from me, please. I'm very fond of having a level head at all times.

Mahogany: Get out of my lab if you're going to smoke that. -,-

Lia: Fine! No smoking in the lab! *goes into her bag, and pulls out a plastic baggie of chunks of fudge* Pot brownies?

Amethyst: I'd rather eat a hearty home-cooked meal, thank you.

Lia: But this is a dessert!