Re: New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:03 pm

Wallace:No thanks. I don't date Demons.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:05 pm

Shodette: I'm not a demon. *leans in to whisper into his ear* I'm a god. *starts making out with him, then stops, and pulls a snake from his mouth* tsk tsk, naughty boy!

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:08 pm

Wallace: I don't date gods that turn people's ships into fruit!!!!

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:11 pm

Shodette: Oh, you sad sad boat-man. Who said anything about dating?

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:14 pm

Marcus:Karii I think my cousin needs help.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:15 pm

Karii: Yeah, what am I supposed to do?

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:18 pm

Marcus:Distract Shod So Wallace can get away.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:20 pm

Karii: Why me?! Wallace is your brother or whatever!

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:23 pm

Marcus: Cousin. And you know more about Shod's abilities than I do.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:25 pm

Karii: >.>...<.<....*pushes Marcus toward Shodette and Wallace* Go save your Cuzzin! or whatever.

Shodette: Oh who's this? OH HEY! Weren't you at the funeral?

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:31 pm

Marcus:Yeah I was.*summons Mecha Fierce* Leave my cousin alone and change his ship back.*Aiming an arrow at Shodette*

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:33 pm

Shodette: *turns back into a man, his dress forming back into the tux* Oh fine! *turns the melon into a rowboat* There, that's close enough. Now put that stick away, you'll put an eye out with that thing! HAHAHA!

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:35 pm

Marcis shots two arrows into Shod's eyes giving Wallace time to get away back to the others.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:37 pm

Shod: AH! MY EYES! I'M BLIND! *stumbles around, clutching at his eyes*

Karii:>.>...

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:38 pm

Marcus:*rejoins Karii* Like you didn't think of that.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:40 pm

Shod: AGH, YOU SHOT...*pulls the arrows out, and two popping noises are heard as he also pulls out two tennis balls that the arrow shot* My tennis balls! I was saving those! Oh, you jerk! *conjures a 16-ton weight, levitates it above Marcus, and drops it*

by **Arcus** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:41 pm

Fierce: hey Zinc, you missed a really hot girl just now! ...Zinc? *Zinc's fist punches straight through the wall next to her and into her jaw* Oh, god dammit.
Zinc; I'm not a lesbian!

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:42 pm

Marcus using his agility from training flips out of the way in time.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:47 pm

Shod: *right behind Marcus* BOO! *raises two huge stone golems out of the ground, which grasp Marcus, and hold him down on the ground* Tell me, son...do you like rhinos? *catches the boar spear thrown by Karii* Tsk tsk little wolf, you mustn't interfere! *stabs the spear into Marcus' shoulder, then fires some flaming coconuts at Karii*
(the coconuts hit Karii, and explode on contact, getting coconut milk all over the place, and sending her reeling back to the ground)
Karii: augh! I hate coconuts!

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:51 pm

Marcus:*kicks him in the nuts as Maricia blasts the golems to rubble*

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:53 pm

Shod: Dammit! If I wanted rubble golems, I would've asked ye! *encloses Maricia into a sphere of rock, then launches her skyward* Oh, and I guess I should react to that nut shot...uh...hurgh! *hunches over* Is that good?

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:56 pm

Marcus gets up and fires an arrow that breaks the stone capsule while Maricia uses a wing spell to get back to the ground.

by **Zephyr** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:57 pm

Shod: I'll have that! *takes Marcus' bow, and stuffs it into his pants*
Karii: *lunges onto Shod, and starts punching and biting him*
Shod: Ooh, bad dog! HEHEE! *takes Karii, and throws her into the mansion, threw a window*

by **Razorshell** Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:59 pm

Marcus summons his bow back.
Marcus:Man I hate Choas gods.

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:00 pm

Courtney: .... *Pulls out a bucket of popcorn* Oh this is a good fight. ^^

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