Moemon Adventure!

In mirror world of the usual pokemon world, there existed a totally different breed of humans who took on the traits of pokemon. This is the story of the Moemon Pokemon.

It was another peaceful day in Olivine City of Johto region when a cruise ship entered its port and people flooded out from the ship, coming off the ship was a Blizken literally dragging a sleepy luxray who was in turn dragging a huge bag that was also on wheels.

Blaziken: Yeesh, you really didn't wanna get out?
Luxray: I was warm and cumfy.
Blziken: Well the crew told us to get ready for the ship to dock and get out, Lux.
Luxray: I wanted to sleep longer.
Blziken: Well the ship would've left and we would've been separated, Luxie.
Luxray: That would've been a good thing. No more hearing your loud mouth.
Blziken: That's so mean! I'm deliberately dragging you over a gravel road somewhere.

~in the pokemon center~
(Dragonite is reading a magazine, while Minccino is being escorted to the lobby with a few bandages on her arm)
Dragonite: Better?
Minccino: *sniffles* A little...
Dragonite: I told you not to take on that Raticate. She meant business.

A bunch of zubat men in Team Rocket outfits bust into the PC.

Zubat: Alright, this is a stick-up! Nobody move! We want all of your medical equipment and technicalities.

Blaziken: Honestly, am I gonna have to drag yo all the way through town? I mean really, your survival pack's already heavy enough, but I gotta hold onto you too. Are you even listening to a word I'm saying, Luxie?
Luxray: Zzzzzz....

Minccino: AH! *hides behind Dragonite*
Dragonite: *sigh* Okay, Zubats. I'm giving you a warning, leave now and keep your lives.

Rocket grunt: What's that? Hey guys, we got a little lady here trying to act tough here. Let's get 'er and teach 'er a lesson.
Rocket grunt: Yeah! Let's do it!
A few rocket grunts attempt to wing attack Dragonite.

Dragonite: Alrighty then. *starts glowing blue, and then rushes into the closest zubat, forcing him to the ground, dealing out heavy damage, then turns to another one and crunches down on his wing*

A young Absol lady sitting at some cafe looks up from her snack to see Blaziken dragging Luxray along the ground. Absol shrugs, she was already here because she felt that a disaster was going to happen in this town (which one did, however minor), she might as well help this poor girl out.
Absol: Hey miss, you need any help with your.....friend there? >.>

Blaziken: Huh?
Linoone guy: Help! Help! Sexy lady dragging the even hooter lady, you gotta help! Team Rocket's attacking the center!
Blaziken: ....... *Blaze Kicks the linoone into the sky* I' just as hot as this lazy sack of electricity behind me, you you pervert! Also, I could use help carrying Lxuie, if you'd be so kind. And apparently the pokemon center here's being attacked. Wanna come along and check it out?

Absol: Sure, might as well.
Absol shrugs as she goes over to the two women and picks Luxray up from under her arms.

Blaziken: *tries pulling the handle of the survival pack out of Luxray's hand and with no avail* Sheesh, it's like she glued this to her fist. Oh well. Let's go. *runs toward the pokemon center*

(Dragonite is now sitting on a pile of dead or fainted zubat)
Minccino: H-how did you do that? I just blinked...
Dragonite: Practice. Also, I fucking own.

Blaziken: *skids to a stop and the front door of the center* Is everyone alright?!

Blaziken is then trampled by a full battalion of ekans and koffings shell the building.

wait, what's going on?

They be stormin' the center! Arrrr.

Dragonite: Oh hell. *dragon rushes into a group of Koffing* Minccino, Sing your song! I want these fuckers dozing!
Minccino: *exhales* Laaa..lala...laaalalaaaa~

Blaziken: GRAAAAH! *gets up, using Strength to toss more ekans grunts off her and send them flying in all directions*

Luzray: *wakes up* Huh? Where am I?

Absol: About time you wake up. >.>
Absol uses Swords Dance to create a blade of energy in her hands before shouting a battle cry as she unleashes a Psycho Cutter to mow down a few exans and koffing grunts.

(Minccino uses swift to strike a bunch of ekans)
Dragonite: Ah! A Weezing! Finally, someone who won't just be cannon fodder! *inhales deeply, then shoots out a ball of fire at the Weezing, and the ball explodes into a star of fire, knocking him out* Nevermind. Damn.

Koffing grunts surround Luxray while she's seated on the ground.

Rocket grunt(K): Hey, why don't we gang bang this toots?
Rocket grunt(K): Yeah, she's smokin' hot.
Luxray: Get me breakfast first. But before that, please leave me alone. *uses Discharge and electrifies them all*

Dragonite: Minccino! It's time for my new move!
Minccino: eh?
Dragonite: MINCCINO CANNON! *grabs Minccino, and hurls her through the air*
Minccino: UAAAAAAH! *hits a Koffing* Ow....

Luxray: *lazily walks over to Blaziken after she downed a bunch of ekans grunts* Hey.
Blaziken" Oh look who's awake.
Luxray: A bunch of koffings tried to rape me. or were rather planning on it.
Blaziken: Well whoopdie freakin' doo, Luxie!

~after the rockets are taken care of~
Dragonite: Everyone okay?
Minccino: I hurt my leg, thanks to you!
Dragonite: Sorry. I didn't know it wasn't gonna be very effective.

Luxray: You seem a little tired.
Blaziken: Blow off. >.> Anyway, yes, I'm fine, lady.
Luxray: Okay. *leaves Blaziken's side*

Absol: Well nice to meet you girls. *Stretches* Well, guess I should get going.

(a chansey skips up to them)
chansey: Oh, it was so kind of you all to dispatch those criminals for us! By the way, what's the name of your team?
Dragonite: Eh? We're no team.