Pokemon: Amethyst

Maricia:I've read about them. You actually have one?

Yuki: Yeah, of course. Come on out Homer. *tosses out an ultra ball and reveals a deino wearing a black neck tie* This is Homer. I caught him during my brief trip to Unova.

Lia: hahahaha! He looks funny!

Maricia:He's so cute. Is it true they can't see?

Yuki: Yeah, that's what my pokedex says.

Lia: It can't? *waves her hand in front of Homer's face* How can it tell where it's going, then?

Maricia walks over and rubs Homer's head.

Yuki: By sound, I guess.

Maricia:So why name him Homer?

Yuki: I found him near where I was temporarily staying. So it was near home so Homer.

Maricia:I see. Cool. So do you think I have what it takes to take care of a dragon type?

No

Alex: So why Homer, Yuki?

Lia: She just said that, Alex.

Yuki: yeah. near my home. Homer.

Alex: Oh, I see then. So, everybody's here and didn't forget anything at all?

Lia: I'm pretty sure if I'd forgotten my pants again. *looks down to see her uncovered legs and exposed panties* Dammit! They must've gotten lost in the timestream! My pants are lost in time!

~cut to Revolutionary America, where Washington is crossing the Delaware~
(a pair of baggy cargo pants warps out of nowhere and blows into Washington's face)

Amethyst: Yeah.

Alex: Um.... .////. Y-you can borrow one of my spares....

Lia: Eh, screw it. I'd probably end up losing those, too. *lays down in her sleeping bag* Ahhh..*yawns*

Alex: Okay, good night Lia. >///> *Goes into his own sleeping bag*

~morning~
(Lia gets up and stretches, bringing her shirt up just under her belly button, then bends over to get some donuts from Alex's bag)
Lia: Lesse...where does he keep his donuts...

Alex, somewhat disturbed by the sounds of Lia digging through his bag, moans slightly as he opens his eyes. When his vision clears the sole boy in the group is instantly greeted with the sight of Lia's ass and adorable panties just inches away from his face, causing blood to spurt out of his nose as his whole face turns a bright red.
Alex: o/////////o

Lia: AH! *stands straight up, grasping a donut* What was that?! *turns around* Did you get blood on my panties?!

Alex: No, I took great care to turn the other direction to ensure that I don't. Did you have to have that in front of me when I woke up? >/////>

Yuki: *shakes Amethyst who was sleeping on Alex's lap* Wakey wakey.
Amethyst: Huh? Morning already?