Hunting Monsters with Veila and Zeph!

Veila: Uh.. *turns toward the thumping noises and draws out her gun* Think our hunt's coming to hunt us, sis.

Zeph: What?! *gets out of the water, and tackles Veila into the bushes* Shhhhhh! I wanna take this thing by surprise.
(the sisters watch the living mountain lumber up to the spring, and drink from it, ignoring the mud left by Zeph)
Zeph*whispering*: woah...that thing is huuuge...

Veila*Also whispering*: Yeah, I had no idea it would be this big.

Zeph: Alright, 3...2...wait...there's a little red felyne up on top of its hump! We gotta go save it!
(Zeph darts out of the bushes, startling the Duramboros and prompting it to headbutt the ground in warning. The felyne on top wakes up from his nap, and sees Zeph running toward his steed, weapon drawn. With concern, he jumps, slides down the Duram's neck, and lands in between him and Zeph.)
felyne: Woah woah woah! Do you two know each other or something? Stop!
Zeph: Huh? I was coming to save you!
felyne: From what?

Veila: Wha? why doesn't that felyne need saving?

Zeph: Well for starters, the huge Duramboros!
felyne: What, Old Ivar? Nah, we go way back.
(the duramboros goes back to drinking from the spring, and Zeph notices that this felyne is no ordinary feline, his fur crimson and his facial features resembling that of what's called a red panda in some distant universe.)
Zeph: Woah...you're a subspecies!
felyne: Yep. Crimsonus Felynus. The only one in my clan, so they called me Redcat.
Zeph: And you're so cuuuute! ^^ *kneels down and hugs him*
Redcat: Erm...yes..well....that's fine. By what names can I call you?

Veila: *puts her gun away* I'm Veila and she's my sister, Zeph. We're hunters and we were told to hunt down a duramboros. You know where any others are?

Redcat: Ivar, have you been messing with the Guild again?
(the duramboros looks as sheepish as a duramboros can.)
Redcat: Listen, he's the only one in these parts, and he's my friend. You can't hunt him down.
Zeph: How is he being so....domesticated, anyway? I thought they attacked everything they saw.
Redcat: Heh. Classic guild brainwashing. These "monsters" are no different than you or I.

Veila: Well makes sense, I suppose. I'm sure you can domesticate some monsters such as this thing. Weird thing, but I'll.....I'll uh...take it, I guess.

Redcat: "Domestication" implies that he's my pet or something. Such is not the case! We're bosom chums, travelling Wyr to take in all its splendor!
Zeph: What's Wyr?
Redcat: Wyr is a living creature, bigger than the rest! We're on it right now!

Veila: Wha? But there's oceans and rivers and such.

Zeph: Yeah, you mean just this swamp, right?
Redcat: Nay, friends. Wyr is the world! The entire planet is our steed, and we ride it through the cosmos!
Zeph: ....Y'know, this does explain why ores keep coming back after we mine them...

Veila: Yeah, they must regrow like nails then.

Zeph: So then...what do we do now?
Redcat: Come travel the world with me and Ivar! What do you say?

Veila: But....What about Moga village?

Redcat: What's that?
Zeph: It's our home! And it's in danger of destruction from a huge sea monster.
Redcat: Well, seems like you're looking for a Ceadeus. You two don't look fit to take down an Elder Dragon...

Veila: Why? Just because we're women or we don't have the right equipment yet? We did just get laggy stuff so, yeah.

Redcat: You two just seem like novice hunters is all. I've seen yer type. Boastful, arrogant, self-sure. Then runs away at the sight of a Great Jaggi.
Zeph: What? We just said we killed a Lagiacrus!
Redcat: Okay, intermediate then.
Zeph: But the Lagiacrus is the king of the sea!
Redcat: That so? The Ceadeus is the god of the seas.

Veila: So? We're good enough hunters to take down a lagiacrus, we could be good enough to take that down with good equipment.

Redcat: Listen, I've seen the Ceadeus with my own eyes. It can swallow Ivar whole! I don't wanna see that happen to you two visions of beauty.
Zeph: Aww...

Veila: Awww, he called us beautiful, sis. ^ ^ *hugs Zeph*

Redcat: Listen, I-
(the ground rumbles, and a huge duramboros bursts out of the ground near them, with one gnarled horn and a malformed tail club, and roars angrily)
Zeph: Ah!
Redcat: Who in the Wyr is that?!
(Ivar roars at the intruder, them seemingly being in an argument)

Veila: Maybe that's the one that's been causing all the trouble? What do you think we should do with it, Zeph?

Redcat: Lemme just say, not all monsters can be befriended. They're just piles of Aptonoth dung.
Zeph: let's kill it! *unsheathes her Bolt Axe* Cant' wait to use this thing!

Veila: Well alright. Might as well earn that zenny. *takes out her thundacrus*