SPACE BANDITS

Karliah: I didn't do anything! These are the House of Winter, and I owe a lot of money to their Kell. It's the reason we were able to afford the original Starhopper.

Nadia: You don't have the money, do you?

Karliah: Uhh....I mean we have priceless chozo artifacts? Maybe we could give him those.

Nadia: Give chozo artifacts to these pirates? Who knows what kind of havoc they'll cause.

Karliah: They'll give us a lot of havoc if we don't hand 'em over!

Nadia: And what makes you think they won't kill us when we do hand it over?

Karliah: Our....friendly charm?

Nadia; Somehow, I don't think they care about that.

Karliah: Well, then let's fight 'em! *punches a dreg in the face, then starts shooting the other ones*

Nadia: You couldn't have done that when we were in cover first?
She shoots at some of the Fallen and dodges their return fire, which continues on and smashes some booze sitting on a shelf.

Karliah: You can't punch from cover! *sees a group of Marauders, then takes out her combat knife* I got these guys.

Nadia: There's still too many of them for us to fight. *Shoots her needler at some of the Fallen*

Karliah rushes into the group of marauders, and after a flurry of whirling blades, she emerges from a pile of bodies, with her suit and knife covered in Fallen blood
Karliah: *panting* You were saying?

Nadia: *At the bottom of a Dreg dogpile* Help....

Karliah: Here I come babe! *runs over and lifts all the dregs with her biotics, then slams them against the wall* You okay?

Nadia: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. *Gets up* There's too many Fallen, we need help dealing with them.

Karliah: Nonsense! *hides behind an overturned table for cover* I've heard of these "guardian" people taking down waves and waves of these fuckers! Why can't we do it, too?

Nadia: Because we're not guardians, now where's the rest of the crew?

Karliah: They split ways after our first ship blew up or whatever! Who cares, they never showed up anyway! Now let's rip through these assholes with our pure badassness! *riddles a line of Vandals from behind her cover*

Nadia: Who cares if they never showed up?! *Uses her Omni Tool to launch an incinerate to burn some Vandals*

Karliah: Why don't you just use your arm cannon? *shoots a few Dregs*

Song: *turns around a corner munching chips* What's all this?

Karliah: Song! Just where have you been?! Oh, whatever. Listen, these dudes out there with four arms each are bad news!

Song: Four arms, huh? Heck of a high five. But yeah, I woke up from a nap to the ship on alert so I guess something's going on and those four armed guys are it. Okay, I'll just give 'em a wallop and shove the bodies out the airlock.

Karliah: Do whatever ya want, kid! Just don't punch a hole through the hull!