Re: The Bleeding Heart(a zombie romance story) (Laser Wolf and Darth Wiggles only)

by **Zephyr** Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:35 pm

Joseph: Great. Just don't get rear-ended.

by **Darth Wiggles** Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:37 pm

Jessica: I won't.

by **Zephyr** Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:41 pm

Joseph: Zombie ahead. Don't brake. *sets up his Dragunov through the window on his side and looks through the sights* Aaaand...*squeezes the trigger and blows the zombie's head off* Boom! Haha!

by **Darth Wiggles** Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:45 pm

Jessica: *Laughs* Nice shot, J.

by **Zephyr** Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:57 pm

Joseph: Wow...This is the best gun i've ever fired...*looks at his shotgun* Oh no no no, I don't mean it, Shotgun. I uh...heh...

by **Darth Wiggles** Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:09 pm

Jessica: *Looks at Joseph with an "are you serious" face* Are you talking to your shotgun?

by **Zephyr** Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:29 pm

Joseph: Hey, past experiences have shown me that if I don't treat my weapons with respect, they jam up on me.

by **Darth Wiggles** Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:33 pm

Jessica: Well yeah, but I'm not sure talking to your shotgun is what respecting your weapon means. Well, whatever suits you.

by **Zephyr** Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:35 pm

Joseph: Well, how do you respect your weapons?

by **Darth Wiggles** Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:42 pm

Jessica: Well I clean them so that they'll work properly.
The truck runs over a dozen more zombies.

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:58 pm

Joseph: Well...my weapns kind of have a mind of their own..heh.

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:02 pm

Jessica: Huh, I see. Anyway, we're almost at the next town.

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:09 pm

Joseph: Great! *sees a passing sign, saying that Jacksonville is just ahead* oh...uh oh...shit...

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:13 pm

Jessica: What?

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:40 pm

Joseph: uh..there's something I should tell you about my past..I made some bad bets in this town...long story short, there's a mob in this town that wants my head on a silver platter.

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:45 pm

Jessica: Well, look at it this way, if they're alive, you get to kill them; if not, you still get to kill them.

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:51 pm

Joseph: Don't get me wrong, i've tried to kill them. They're just...resilient...

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:59 pm

Jessica: Well you have me and Lucky to help you now, J.

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:31 pm

Joseph: *chuckles* I guess so. But I wouldn't expect a warm welcome once we get to the city.

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:33 pm

Jessica: We'll see.
The truck drives into the city.

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:42 pm

Joseph: Keep your eyes peeled...they might still be alive, and angry...

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:43 pm

Jessica: Alright J... *Looks around*

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:13 pm

...
(random gunfire erupts from the shadows on the sidewalks)
Joseph: Oh, fuck, that's them! Stop the truck!

by **Darth Wiggles** Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:19 pm

Jessica slams her foot on the breaks and the car screeches to a halt.

by **Zephyr** Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:38 pm

(Joseph squeezes a round off, hitting a guy in the chest)
Joseph: There's one behind the trash can on your side of the truck. *squeezes off another round*

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