The Lore Re-Reboot (New and Shiny)

Aurora: Running water kills you? Then how do you bathe?

Fierce: Specially treated still water.
Auri: Yeah.
Gentle: Yeah, holy water kills him too.

Wes: Tell me, do you like garlic?
Aurora: Enough, let's continue on.
(Down in the swamp, they trudge through knee-deep muddy water)
Wes: Ugh...this place stinks...

Mellow: Tell me about it.
Fierce: The sooner we leave, the better.
Gentle: You're the one freezing the mud under your feet. Bitch. >.>

Aurora: We'd better find this place before the sun sets. After that, this place is going to be pitch black.

Gentle: Yeah.
Mellow: What do you care? You can see in the dark!
Gentle: Not really! I just have better night vision is all. And I'm not about to be everyone's seeing eye cat.

Aurora: Don't vampires have night vision as well?

Auri: Yeah, don't they?
Mellow: Maaaaybe I have total night vision... >.>
Fierce: Then you shall lead us through the dark.
Mellow: And if I don't?
Auri: I'll throw you in the nearest hawthorn patch I can find.
Mellow: Please no! T_T

Aurora: Enough bickering. We shall soon find this necromancer and bring him to justice.

Auri: yeah! Justice! He ruined the orange stand!
Gentle: That was a melon stand.
Auri: What ever! >,<

Aurora: I'm sure he's the cause of the ruin of much more than that stand, Auri.
Wes: Yeah, those wolf knights have razed entire villages...

Auri: but still...
Gentle: You weren't going to eat it anyway.

Wes: Guys, I think I see a light off in the distance...*gasps* Guys!
Aurora: *gets in a battle-ready stance* What?!
Wes: Do you think when we kill the necromancer, we can get a reward from the city?
Aurora: ...*facepalms*

Auri: I dunno. Maybe.
Fierce: I believe so.

Wes: Excellent! Let's continue!
Aurora: Hold on. We should try and sneak up on this place, he might see us coming if we continue like this.
Wes: okay, but...how?

Fierce: Hmmm.
Gentle: How about you do that fog thingy?
Fierce: You think it would work?

Aurora: What "fog thingy"?

Fierce: I can enshroud myself in a thick, cold fog.

Aurora: Really? Could it work for all of us?

Fierce: I think so. But everyone would be so cold.

Aurora: Well if we don't, we may be dead. I think it's worth a try.

Fierce: If you say so. *expels a white fog from her body that blankets the area around them* There.

Wes: Okay, I don't like this plan...*hugs himself and shivers*
Aurora: You'll live. Let's go.
Wes: I'm sure he'll see a white fog coming out of the dark green and brown swamp.

Gentle: Yeah, but he won't see us though.

Wes: But he'll see the cloud of white mist coming! It's just as bad!
Aurora: But we won't be expecting all of us.
Wes: Ergh, fine. But don't come crying to me when we're all zombie thralls.
Aurora: Duly noted, let's go.
(they inch closer and closer to the light, and when they get closer they see that it's a small, shabby cabin on stilts, lit by lanterns)
Aurora: *whispering* Do you think this is it?
Wes: It must be. Those lanterns are skulls with candles in them.
Aurora: You can tell that? You must have pretty good eyesight.
Wes: The best...