Re: 20 Billion Leagues Far Above The Sea

by **Razorshell** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:33 pm

Mark:Wow.

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:35 pm

Brutus: We're not going to board their ships?!

by **Arcus** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:36 pm

Jacques: Yup. *lights a cigar* this is the supposed terror of the Not Normandy, my friend. *slaps Mark on the back harshly* Just another day on deck here.

by **Razorshell** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:40 pm

It should hurt his hand because Mark's back is steel titanium alloy.

Mark:So where should I set up my recharge station?

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:43 pm

Brutus snarls in anger as he grabs Jacques by his neck and lifts him so that they're face to face.
Brutus: Listen, human; if we don't board one of these ships, I'm going to be very, very hungry.

by **Razorshell** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:44 pm

Mark:Calm down Brutus.

by **Arcus** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:55 pm

Jacques: Well put me down and I can give you one of the ship's boarding pods. They're like escape pods except they home into enemy ships and crash through them so the person inside can board the ships. So what do you say m'boy? You gonna put me down or am I gonna have to be carried there?

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:59 pm

Brutus: *Drops Jacques* Lead the way, human.

by **Arcus** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:07 pm

Jacques: Alright. Cassy! Launch the Colony!
Female crew member from before: Yessir!
Jacques: Good. *leads Brutus out of the room*

Cassy: You see Mark, this ship's nickname is the clusterfuck. Because the ship's three armor armor shells are actually hundreds of robotic AI weaponized ships that are all attached to the ship. The captain calls these ships, the Colony.

The ship's first armor layer is stripped down as hundreds of ships several tims smaller than the fortress fly off and surround the ship, launching powerful energy beams into the enemy fleet as it flies slowly at them, firing thier own weapons.

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:09 pm

Brutus: And you better not destroy the ship I'm on, human.

by **Arcus** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:12 pm

Jacques: Eh? haven';t done that twenty times before.

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:16 pm

Brutus: *Growls in annoyance* I mean it, human.

by **Razorshell** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:25 pm

Mark:Wow.

by **Arcus** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:42 pm

Jacques: Very well then. *shoves Brutus into a pod and presses a big red button labeled "FIRE"*

by **Razorshell** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:45 pm

Mark:So what does the captain wantt me to do?

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:49 pm

The golden armored Jiralhanae roars in savage fury as the pod streaks towards the nearest ship.

by **Arcus** Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:49 pm

Crew member: Stuff. >.>

by **Darth Wiggles** Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:11 pm

The boarding pod crashes into a ship and it opens up.
Brutus: Finally, food. *Pulls out his Spiker carbine*

by **Razorshell** Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:46 pm

Mark:Ok.

by Guest Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:38 pm

Jacques: Alright, continue firing all weapons.

~Ship Brutus is on~

Crew member: Did you hear something Tad?
Other crew member: Nope, totally didn't hear something crash into the treasure room we're guarding.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:44 pm

An object that looks like a baseball bat with razor-sharp spikes lands on the ground in between the two crew members before exploding into a spray of super-heated spikes, implaling everything in a 10 foot radius. Brutus then approaches the two deceased humans and looks at the two for a brief second before ripping off the arm of one of them and begins to eat it.

by Guest Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:49 pm

An alarm resounds and a robot on caterpillar treads rolls in and fires sandwiches at Brutus while running into walls repeatedly.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:59 pm

Brutus looks at the robot, completely unamused, before pulling out his grenade launcher and firing a single shot, destroying it.

The robot running into the walls was enough to awaken a short (up to a person's knee), silver robot with large, green eyes. It walks out of the room with a noticable squeak with each foot step.
Moments later, one of the crew members in the bridge finds the robot sitting down on her lap, looking at the computer monitor for a few seconds.
Gyro: What's this do, what's that do?!
As the robot asks these questions, and repeats that question every second, it presses random buttons on the computer, causing the ship to fly around erratically and fire its weapons in random directions, hitting other ships in the fleet.

by Guest Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:02 pm

Crew member: Captain! There's a ship having a seizure!
Jacques: Hm... It must be partying over there. Release the power of the funk! No, not really.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:12 pm

In the bridge of the boarded ship, the entire crew is dead except for the woman a few moments earlier, who is unconcious and tied up to be a "fresh snack" later, and Gyro, who is now lying face down in a large pile of mashed potatoes and muffins, with Brutus looking at it.
Gyro: *Raises it's head* I maded mashed potatoes!! ^^
Brutus: ....Yes....and muffins....... *Reaches for a sidearm, just in case he decided to destroy it*

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