Re: 20 Billion Leagues Far Above The Sea

by **Arcus** Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:52 pm

~~Months later~

The crew of the Not Normandy have aroused the attention of a benevolent space defender brigade and are at war with them!

Soldier: Captain! I have a visual on the enemy. It appears that they are charging up a giant laser cannon of fiery death....and apparently doom.
Captain: *takes off a pair of shades while staring at the holographic screen in front of them* ...God help us...

by **Darth Wiggles** Sun Dec 11, 2011 1:58 pm

This is the other ship? >.>

Brutus growls as he watches the Not Normandy preparing to fire upon the ship they are attacking.
Brutus: Must you destroy it from here?

by **Arcus** Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:01 pm

Jaques: Nonsense. This is merely a pirating mission, m'boy. We're just going steal the ship's weapons. So I'm having the crew fire the Hannah Montana long range cannon at the ship's engines. Once that's done, we'll fire off a few EMP cannons at them and once they're completely immobile and unable to do a goddamn thing, we'll raid the ship and you can have lunch. Sound good?

by **Darth Wiggles** Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:05 pm

Brutus: Fi- GET OFF MY HEAD!!
Brutus roars in anger as he grabs Gyro, who's napping on his head, and tosses it off.

by **Arcus** Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:34 pm

Jaques: Huh.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:45 pm

Brutus: What?

by **Razorshell** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:58 pm

Mark:What the hell?

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