Iris[Lore Reboot]

Zera:*comes back, drenched in blood* Okay, so I think we got off on the wrong foot. My name's Zera, what're your names? ^ ^

Another boom is heard as Zera's arm is torn off by several dozen buckshot rounds, some of which accidentally tears into several guards, not that Courtney even cared.
Courtney: And those dumbasses are actually having problems? ^^

Xios: Apparently someone has high enough caliber weaponry to rival Zeledos.
Ray: Shut up, nothing rivals Zeledos. Not even your bare arms.
Xios: Anyway, She's Ray and I'm Xios. And apparently someone's doing my job for me.
Ray: You want to kill him?
Xios: Well he's gonna fuck us eventually.

Marcus:Nice shooting*Fires a second volley in the back of Zera's neck*

Zera:>,> It's like body parts are just falling off of me! The fuck?! Oh well, it'll grow back. Anyway, nice to meet you guys, and what makes you think I'm gonna fuck you? Would that be so bad anyway? ^ ^ Erm. *clears throat and coughs* Bone shrapnel...um, so is it ok if I hide with you guys? It'll get really suspicious to neighboring cities if all of a sudden every guard in this city is dead. And the streets are paved with blood. I also really don't like having parts of my body blown off of me. It's a terrible inconvenience if you can imagine that.

Ray: Zeledos. *a large beam cannon is put into her hands* How about I blod your dick off you can't rape us in our sleep?
Xios: Please, I never sleep, you know that. <.<

Zera:Look, you can do that later, I just don't want more projectiles fired at me.

Ray: I would rather fight you.
Xios: He's not worth it, Ray. Let's just take him to our apartment and clean him up and feed him or whatever.

Marcus:Who's gonna clean all these corpses and shit up?

Zera:....that's not your job? I spared you cuz I thought you were the town janitor or something. Anyway, I don't need feeding, I don't need anything, I just need to not have body parts blown off by someone who wants to fight dirty. *turns to Courtney* BITCH! I know where you are, whore! *turns back to them* Anyway, yeah.

Xios: You are. *turns around and Fierce comes in, swearing black bathrobe and appearing very tired* Oh my.
Fierce: Ugh, I keep hearing all these fucking gun shots. What the hell's going on while I'm trying to sleep?!
Ray: .... *points to Zera*

Zera:Damn....so all of good-looking people were indoors? I mean...um...it's not my fault! Why the fuck are you pointing at me? What'd I do to you?! It's some sniper bitch doing the gun shots! *points to Courtney* Even though you obviously can't see her.

Fierce: *looks around while squinting and then looks back to Zera* Forget it. I'm too tired for this shit. Clean the fucking mess up or I'm making you eat it all. *teleports*
Ray: She seemed very intimidating.
Xio: It was just her height, my friend.

Zera:No, I think she was pretty intimidating...so, I'm willing to take the risk of her hunting me down and making me eat rotting corpses, can we just go?.? Oh, right. *rips an arrow out of his back and turns Plague into a bow before firing the volley of arrows Marcus shot into his back at Courtney* Bitch. *absorbs Plague*

Marcus:And no I am not the Janitor.

Courtney just stares blankly at the arrows flying at her before casually ducking down and letting them pass over her.
Courtney: What kind of dumbass uses arrows anyway?

Marcus:I do you dumb bimbo. I find them easier to manage than your blasted machines.*glares at her*

A long pause is heard before a railgun shot destroys Marcus's bow.
Courtney: That's for calling me a dumb bimbo, dumbass!

Fierce: *comes back and snatches the railgun out of Courtney's hands, proceeding to break it in half over her thigh* Quit firing that damn thing, you're pissing me off, skank! *teleports*
Ray: I'm guessing the mayor had a rough night last night.
Xios: If I remember correctly, yesterday was tax return day for the citizens here. I'm sure it's up to the city's government to do those kinds of things.

Zera: So do you guys live here or are you here on some sort of business? The guards kept me out cuz I wasn't here for a real reason. >,>

Xios:" We live here.
Ray: We just moved in last week, so we don't have much at our apartment either.

Zera:Huh. Alright well...lead the way! ^ ^ *opens up a whiskey bottle attached to his belt and chugs it* Thank god those ranged bastards didn't hit this, eh?

Ray: Did you want me to?
Xios: Well if you're not gonna hurt us. We'll take you to our place. *starts walking*

Zera:*follows* Yeah I won't hurt you guys. I'm kind of waiting on someone, so I need a place to hangout until it gets here. So what do you guys do? Guessing you guys are adventurers or something, but it doesn't seem like your clothes are good for that sort of thing.

Xios: My clothes suit combat just fine. I don't need protection or warmth.
Ray: She's kind of a machine.