New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Cast:Mmm. Cherry makes a good hotdog.

ZInc: That he does.

River: *to Celix* Who are you?

Celix: Celix Hydarok, son of Makon.

River: ^^ I don't know who that is!

Maricia:The really annoying son of Zera.

River: Oh, that guy that likes having funtimes with those animal-girls!

Blossom: Now aunt Maricia, he's not that annoying. Plus he pisses Zera off which is fun to watch. *To River* So, anything that you wish to order?

Maricia:How's Cherry?

River: Um.....do you have any hot dogs?

Blossom: Yeah.

River: I don't want any hot dogs..>.< what about milkshakes?

Maricia:You'd have to Ask Cherry.

Zinc: She can always ask a waitress.

Maricia:True.

Blossom: I am a waitress. >.>

Cast:Do you have shakes Blossom?

~Outside~

Zera:And that's why you can't visit your mom.
Makon:But I loves mommy!
Zera:That's a big part of the reason I'm not letting you visit her.
Makon:Q.Q
Zera:Why don't you hang out with your son and booty call? I'm sure they'd love to see you.
Makon:I kinda wanted Lulu to have a day without me messing with her.
Zera:-.- Alright. For your mother, I will hang out with you for today. As a punishment, of course. *slicks back his hair and puts on sun glasses*
Makon:...why?
Zera:I gotta keep up with the time. Carrying a huge sword and having white hair just doesn't cut it anymore. *goes in with Makon, sits at a table and orders food*

Luko: *goes up to KFierce licking herself* Ummm...
KFierce: Hm? *puts her leg down* What?
Luko: You don't hate me, do you?
KFierce: Nah. So what if you were the product of incestuous love. You're a cute boy anyway. ^ ^ *hugs him and nuzzles him*
Luko: <.<

Celix: So whaddaya wanna do, Lulu?
Lulu: I dunno, what to do you wanna do?
Celix: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
Lulu: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
Celix: I dunno-
Zinc: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Lulu+Celix: O.O

Blossom: Hold on, got some customers that just came in.
The waitress smiles cutely before he goes over to Zera and Makon.
Blossom: Hey Zera, hey Makon. What would you two boys like? ^^

Zera:Just a plain hotdog, really.
Makon:The biggest hotdog you have! With tons of ketchup and relish and mustard! Yeah!

~A little later~
Zera:Everyone in here is retarded....
Makon:Eh? But they're our friends! Most of them.
Zera:No, they're YOUR friends. And you know what I do to YOUR friends?
Makon:Come on, don't level this place on my account. I'm not worth it. ^ ^u
Zera:-.- *finishes his meal* The food here is shit.
Makon:Now how can you say that? Something died so you could eat and stuff.
Zera:That's the only upside, but thanks to magic I'm sure nothing actually died. Tell ya what. Let's go home. And you can be all snuggles with your mom.
Makon:Yay!

Zera teleports the two back home, which overlooks a city now instead of being in a swamp. Zera kicks Makon off of the cliff the house is resting on and walks inside as Makon screams during his descent.

Zera:Hey KFierce. Hi abomination. *shudders* Ugh. Gross. *takes off the sunglasses and magics his hair back to normal*

Luko: hi asshole.
KFierce: Hi honey! ^ ^

Zera:Hehe, asshole. Funny. If KFierce didn't like you so much I'd kick you in the balls so hard you'd choke on your nuts. Freak. *sits next to KFierce and pets her* Makon should be back any second...
Makon:*stumbles in* Why'd you kick me off the cliff you asshole!? So mean!

Luko: Hi dad.

Makon:Aw hi son! *goes over and hugs him* Zera wasn't too much of a dick to you while I was gone was he?