New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Fierce: Raccoons are hardly pets at all. They're prone to rabies and shit.

Karii: Wolves don't have rabies...

Fierce: i guess I could make a dog. They're loyal.
Gentle: And so was KFierce!
Fierce: Hm. *shrugs* She sure lasted a while though.

Marcus: Yeah she was.*summons Mecha Fierce*

Karii: I'm not talking about a dog! I'm talking about a fierce, majestic wolf...*stokes her own tail*

Makon:Would you really just sell them like products though? That'd be so mean...why do you guys work and stuff and Zera doesn't? I just realized I've never seen the guy work. Ever...

Fierce: ....*stares at Karii* What about a fox?
Gentle: I dunno, wolves are pretty powerful creatures. Just look at Naomi.
Fierce: Who?
Gentle: Naomi. Died about 985 years ago?
Fierce: Oh, her. Yeah, she was weird.
Gentle: And Makon, it's because your father made a fortune doing bounty hunting work and raiding rare treasures. We only really work anymore because it keeps us from getting bored.

Karii: Wait a minute, are you saying wolves are weird?!

Marcus:So could I get a wolf Fierce?

Gentle: Naomi was more a dog than a wolf. She was just weird because she liked swimming and eating fish and she could turn into a dire wolf.
Fierce: I guess a red wolf girl couldn't be a bad idea.

Karii: Hey, I can turn into a direwolf too! And please, red wolves lack the..wisdom that silver wolves have..

Makon:Oh...and don't give Marcus a pet...>,>
Zera:*drinks dragon's blood from a glass* ...is this really appropriate to talk about? I mean of all places, her funeral? -.-
Makon:._.

Yuki: People can be so cold.
KFierce: Why can't you people mourn over my dead body?! Why so heartless?
Yuki: What?
KFierce appears in the center of the room, although her body merely translucent.
Fierce: Whoa, you're a ghost.
KFierce: I only came so you people can give me a proper send-off, when here you are talking about replacing me with a stupid dog! GRRRRR! *picks a chair up and throws it at Fierce, only for the chair to break over her* You're such a monster!
Gentle: Why this?
KFierce: Your mother won't let me go on until you guys gimme a proper funeral! Now do it!

Marcus:What is with you Makon? And Yeah Zera's right.*goes to pay his respects tearing up slightly*

Karii: AGH! *jumps behind a table* Oh gods why did it have to be ghosts...

Fierce: Fine, I'll pay respects to you, you whiny bitch. *gets another chair thrown at her* Quit it!
KFierce: MOURN ME! *huffs her cheeks and stands her fur up*

Maricia points at Marcus Mourning her.
Maricia and Cast follow his example.

KFierce: Good! *crosses her arms and vanishes*

Karii: *raises her head slowly from behind table* 0_0 is the ghost gone?

Zera:Uh, yeah...I already paid my respects before everyone came here, so I'm good.
Makon:This is a really screwed up funeral huh?
Zera:Only because of Fierce being a bitch...*takes a swig of his drink*

Yuki: Yeah.
Etea: I dunno how funerals work so I have no idea.

Zera:Well it's alright, you didn't know her anyway.

Karii: Well usually the people just pay their respects, and mad gods, ghosts, or annoying hunters don't crash it...

Etea: I see. Humans are kinda weird. But it's cool.

Karii: You're..not human?