New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Celix: Meanie. Oh well, I wanna be a girl anyway.
Luko: Why? You're better off male.
Celix: Well I already have that body structure anyway. To be a girl.

Makon:I'm sure you'll be a very cute girl. ^ ^ When are you getting the change done?

Celix: I dunno. Maybe tomorrow. Arc said I can go to her at any time to look into her mirror. i dunno why I'm looking in a mirror to do anything with my sex.

Makon:Bah, it's magic. It's funny like that. So I'm guessing we'll have to get you new clothes?
Zera:Don't you have a stash of girl's clothes? I'm sure he'd fit in them.
Makon:Shutup!

Celix: What's wrong with the clothes I have now? I kinda have clothes of both genders and it's only gonna be for a week.

Makon:Alright, cool.
Zera:So when are you gonna get Lulu to come to your place.
Makon:Right after this. ^ ^
Zera:Why not go now? You've paid your respects and all.
Makon:Yeah, but I don't wanna be the first dick who leaves.
Zera:>,> No one's gonna think you're a jerk for it.
Makon:Hm...

Fierce: >.> Well. *hugs Zera* You'll be OK. *teleports*
Gentle: <.< Why'd she leave?
Zinc: To make those bitches?

Zera:Alright, she was kind of a bitch. She better not make a new pet-thing this soon. >,>
Makon:See? I told you. *teleports to Lulu's* Hi! ^ ^

Lulu: What do you want, Makon?

Makon:I wanted to ask you to move in with me. ^ ^u It'd be fun!

(a loud, rumbling sound starts up, and a stampede of rhinos crashes into the building)
River: Ah! What the hell?
Karii: No..it can't be! He always uses rhinos!
(a green shock is sent from outside, and it hits Karii, and she turns into a turnip, then Shod appears riding one of the rhinos)
Shod: HAHA! I always hate parties that are without yours truly! HA! *starts throwing fireballs everywhere*

Marcus draws his bow and aims a few arrows into Shod's chest.

Gentle: What the fuck?! This is a fucking funeral you asshole! Go crash someone else's funeral! *goes into her fighting outfit and conjures her guns before firing at Shod*

Lulu: But I like my apartment. Don't like paying every month, but still.

Zera:Not in the mood for this shit...*teleports*

Makon:Aw, crap...but I mean it's an apartment, surely a nice house would be more fun to live in...and obviously you wouldn't have to work...what do you do for money anyway?.?

Shod: No, but it's fun! *catches the arrow Marcus fired, and eats it* THANKS MATE! AHAHA! *fires a bolt of lightning at Marcus, then zaps the punchbowl*
(huge tentacles come out of the punch, and start attacking everyone)
River: *picks up the turnip* It seems she new something about how this guy can be dealt with... *turns the turnip back into Karii*
Karii: Oh god...thanks, little girl.
River: My name's River! STOP IGNORING ME!
Karii: Right. *summons Claw, and brandishes it* It's hunting time!

Celix: luko, get us out of here! Q.Q
Luko: Fine. 8teleports*

Zinc: I don't need this. 8teleports*
Auri: <.< *flies away*

Marcus:Are you kidding me? Mecha Fierce attack mode.

Mecha Fierce: I don't have an attack mode. *conjures her hammer and jumps high into the air before swinging her hammer down on Shod*

Marcus:Oh my bad.*fires a volley of arrows into Shod they have an icy aura*

Karii: Guys, go for his dick! *morphs into her direwolf form*
Shod: What?! Who let you out of vegetation?! *fires more bolts at Karii*
WKarii: *dodges the blasts* Or better yet, distract him for me!

Mecha Fierce: Pelvis, alright. *turns her hammer into a spear before thrusting hims Shod's pelvis, missing by an inch, and killing the rhino under him* D'oh, i missed.

Shod: Oh no! Bessie! *grabs Mecha Fierce by the shoulder, and throws her up into the ceiling* You won't be doing that anymore! *conjures flaming coconuts, and starts pelting MFierce with them*
River: Let's help distract him! Wait..where did that wolf lady go? Hell if I know. *shoots at Shod with bolts of plasmatic energy*

Jessica sighs in mild annoyance, definitely not in the mood for any of the fighting that's going on. So without even bothering to look at Shod, she raises her arm at him and proceeds to psychically rip the man in half.

Mecha Fierce lands next to Marcus and looks to him.
Mecha Fierce: Give me a code.

Marcus: Gamma.