New Lore 2: So Much New Lore

Cast: Pass the popcorn. I brought drinks.

Shod: Hey! *takes the bow back, and stuffs it in his pants again* Stop that! *slaps Marcus with a bass he pulled from his sleeve*

Marcus: I hate you.*draws his sword*

Shod: Myeh myeh myeh "I hate you!" *draws a replica of Marcus' sword*

Mecha Fierce comes in and swings her rocket hammer into Show, knocking him onto the boat.

Mecha Fierce: Leave my partner alone.

Marcus:Nice hit Mecha Fierce.*kisses her cheek* Thanks.

Shod: Nah, I-
(River appears, red energy swirling around her)
Shod: Oh my.
River: Listen here, bitch ass. I'm putting you under house arrest. *opens up a portal behind Shod, then sends a blast of fiery energy at him, knocking back, into the portal, and closes it behind him*

Mecha Fierce: Sorry i was late.

Marcus: It;'s ok. Poor Wallace though. His ship got wrecked.

River: Yeah, and poor Karii...she got thrown through a window, and she's pretty much covered in broken glass.

Mecha Fierce; Lyna is taking care of her, don't worry.

River: Who?

Marcus:River Shod took my Bow. And Ryna is anothe Battle sister.

River: What am I supposed to do about your bow? You are a VERY superficial person, you know that?

Mecha Fierce: Lyna is the medicine and healing goddess and representative deity to all paladins and clerics. She is the illegitimate child of an affair the Gal'Lin had with her mother, the original goddes of medicine. Needless to say, she is the only goddess we personally know that is a true goddess. The Battle family are a bunch of rich snobs.

Marcus: I'll try to summon it.*tries and fails to summon his bow* Will Shod be Back or is he gone for good?

River: Heh. You might want to get a new bow. He won't be back until oh....*looks at her watch* Half past eternity..

Karii: Ugh...where am I?

Marcus:That's fair. I wonder if there is a weapon shop near here.

Mecha Fierce: There is Quartz's weapon shop in the town below us.

Marcus:Shall we go? I'd like to he her selection.

Karii: *tires to sit up, but recoils in pain* augh! what the....why is their shards of glass stuck all over me?

Raiya:Wow, that looked like it hurt Fierce. ^ ^u Oh wait, you can't feel pain...well...wait Zinc's not a lesbian? Damn...oh well not a big deal.

Fierce: I'm sure she's just denying it. She might warm up to you if you hang out with 'er.

Raiya:^ ^u Nah it's fine, really. I'd feel like a jerk if I just hung out with her to have sex.

Gentle: Nah, you'd feel more like Zera, I'd bet.
Fierce: She kinda is Zera.
Gentle: Good point....