Re: DevilCorp: Your soul is our business!

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:52 pm

Cherry: Really? You're asking that? I thought "Soul" was so obvious, what with the company motto and everything.

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:55 pm

Female Client: Wel I'll sell my soul for the beauty i guess.

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:02 pm

Cherry: Great! *conjures a pullcord from the ceiling, and pulls it, then a contract floats down to the client, and Cherry hands her a knife* Now sign here, here, here, well, at every dotted line. Sign with blood please.

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:13 pm

Client: Okay. *signs all of the dotted lines after reading the contract* huh. So i'll die in twenty-four years. Good enough for me. plenty of time to make a killing as a successful porn star.

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:15 pm

Cherry: Right then! *pulls out one of those fashion-boutique dome-things and plonks it on her head* This should take a bit...done! *takes it off, to reveal her head in the shape of a dog's head* There! Now you are beautiful to furries.

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:18 pm

Client: But I don't wanna be beautiful to furries!

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:23 pm

Cherry: You didn't specify to whom you wanted to appear beautiful. We just went with something that was believable to someone of your....previous standing...Now, too late now, the contract is sealed! *pushes her into the furry office and closes the door* Another contract fulfilled. I love my job. ^^

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:33 pm

Clarissa: *goes up to Cherry* I guess the client was satisfied? or is in the process of getting satisfied?

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:45 pm

Cherry: Well, customer satisfaction isn't our main focus here. *winks* just ours.

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:47 pm

Clarissa: True, true. ^ ^ We all want those souls.

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:53 pm

Cherry: Wanna get some lunch?

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:58 pm

Clarissa: Sure, let's get some lunch together.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:40 pm

Eh, fuck it...

Darcy: Hey you girls wouldn't go to lunch without your friend Darcy now, would you?

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:43 pm

Cherry: No way! So how about curry?

by **Darth Wiggles** Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:44 pm

Darcy: Sure, curry sounds good.

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:50 pm

Clarissa: Yeah, let's do it, Cherry.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:19 pm

Darcy: Great, lead the way. ^^

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:20 pm

~food court, cuz this office building is faancy~

Cherry: So how goes the soul torturing, Darcy?

by **Darth Wiggles** Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:57 pm

Darcy: Oh it's going well, if not a little boring. Just kinda wish that I could move up to the front to handle the deals like you girls.

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:06 pm

Cherry: Oh, I'm just a secretary. I just handle soul transactions when the boss doesn't feel like it.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:23 pm

Darcy: Yeah, but still.

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:24 pm

Clarissa: Me too. On top of being his second secretary, I'm also head of the lust department which is pretty frustrating sometimes.

by **Zephyr** Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:32 pm

Cherry: Oh, but I bet it gets pretty hawt once in a while...doesn't it?

by **Arcus** Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:34 pm

Clarissa: I do get fondled by potential clients sometimes, yeah.

by **Darth Wiggles** Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:35 pm

Darcy: Must get pretty tiring sometimes, huh? :3

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