Lore: Fighting Forces!

Alkalist: So, what kind of messed up junk did you have to fight? I had to deal with a psychotic rapist who tried to mind break me with tentacles. >,>

Ada: .....Well that sounded like quite some fun... I just had to deal with a bunch of cronies in black outfits. They all said something about destroying and Zartits or whatever. I hardly paid any attention while I was ripping their chests open.

Alkalist:Ah. Yeah, sounds like I had a lot more fun, as much as I'd hate to say it. Really thought that guy would've had the book though...damn. So you have no leads, do you intend to just walk around without aim until a lead comes up?

Ada: Well hey, there's a pink haired lady! I'll be right back. *her body appears to distort as she stares off at the target and then her body regains its shape as she shakes her head* Nope. I'm sure my father has balls. She was a lady like us two.

Alkalist:What exactly did you just do?.?

Ada: I ran over to her and looked under her skirt. I can run at light speed.

Alkalist:Oh. That's pretty cool...well if your dad has balls then that means he's either some kind of hermaphrodite or a cross dresser...hm. Your mom has odd tastes.

Ada: Well I'm thinking he's a man. otherwise why would my mom refer to him as my dad?

Alkalist:Well either way he has a penis, so that's it. He could still be a hermy. Sure they aren't normally fertile but magic can fix anything.

Ada: Yeah, that's true. I haven't seen any more of those guys in black-
Zarktus' minions, humanoid creatures that bend and flex in very odd ways and are distinguished by appearing to be wearing black bodysuits and wearing white masks suddenly appear around the two.
Ada: ...Outfits...

Alkalist:They don't seem too dangerous, really. *her clothes take on their battle form with the bodysuit and dress and all and she draws her daggers before leaping at a couple of them and slashing at their bodies*

Ada: They maybe aren't. *materializes her gauntlets/claw blades on her arms before leaping onto a minion and stabbing her claws into its shoulder and tearing its arm off*

Alkalist:Hm.

She stabs a minion and shoves a small vial into it which busts and the creature begins flailing and catching on fire, spreading it to others near it before dying. One jumps her and shreds most of her dress before she kicks it off and stabs it in the head.

Ada: I didn't know we could kill these things, actually. i just incapacitated all of the ones I fought earlier at light speed.....Which probably actually killed them... *turns herself invisible and a minion tears at a part of her top before she screams and comes back into view with her claws straight through the minion*

Alkalist:Heh, that scream, so funny. *has her suit clawed at from behind* Eep!.! *bashes an alchemy flash over its head* Rot, asshole!

Ada: So are you some kind of alchemist? *back flips over a minion and stabs its back, throwing it off her claw*

Alkalist:Yeah...it's easier to just throw potions at people than stab them, really. *counters an attacker by smacking him in the face hard and making him drink a molten lead potion*

Ada: That's kinda neat. ^ ^ *back flips away from a few minions and throws shurikens at their foreheads before the shurikens explode*

Alkalist:Maybe I should just by a gun and poison the rounds...but making enemies drink this stuff is just so much more fun. *parries an attacker and hits it in the head with the handle of her dagger before making it drink another potion which turns it into a chicken, and she punts it away*

Ada: *Throws more shurikens that explode at the minions coming onto her* Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Well alright, the last few. *flashes over to a minion, kicking the minions and making a loud thud as her foot makes contact with it and it flies into a nearby building*

Alkalist:Hm. *tosses a potion full of volatile liquid that explodes on the last two, killing them both* There we go. ^ ^

Ada: And we're all set to go again. Let's go Alkalist.

Alkalist:Alrighty. *her clothes become her lab coat, tanktop and hot pants, following her as she goes* So glad you can handle yourself. Last group of people all died on me just before I had to fight that crazy rapist.

Ada: Well I was taught to freestyle fight by my mom who knows all kinds of fighting techniques and I learned magic from the wizard instructor. So yeah, i can definitely handle myself. ^ ^

Alkalist:Wonderful. ^ ^ My parents....eh, I actually dunno my parents. I was adopted by a necromancer.