VKRE (RWBY story)

(in a dense, slightly swampy forest in Mistral, around a hundred or so miles from Haven Academy, we find the newly-formed Team VKRE wandering through the overgrowth)
Kara: Why won't you just admit that we're lost? We were supposed to meet back up with Professor Chim an hour ago!
Valerie: Because we're not lost! Weeee're...taking the scenic route!

Rana: Does the scenic route involve taking us around in circles? Because I swear that's the fourth time we've passed by that sword shaped rock.

Valerie: What? You don't like that rock? That happens to be a very shapely rock.
Kara: *sighs* Just be glad we haven't run into any monsters. Professor Chim said there's been an increase in Grimm activity here.
Valerie: Good! It'll be a perfect test for Team VKRE! Now that we've been going in circles for about an hour, we've made it easier and easier for Grimm to track us!
Kara: ..... Was this...on purpose?
Valerie: No, why?

Ellie: I'd rather not have to deal with Grimm attacks, thank you very much.

Valerie: Well it would be good to test our skills and teamwork.
Kara: My dad always said that if you go looking for a fight, you'll always lose it.

Rana: Yeah, never a good idea to go looking for fights.

Valerie: Well, too bad, because we found one. Up ahead, there's a Creep....creeping around. Well, who wants to go first? Elizabeth? You've been kinda quiet.

Ellie: Yeah, yeah...
She grabs her battleaxe and throws it with expert accuracy, the ax lodging itself in side of the vile creature's head.
Ellie: There, one dead Grimm.

Valerie: Great! Here, lemme try and get it back for you... *holds out her hand, trying to pick it up with her semblance* Hrrr....c'mon....c'moooon....
(Ellie's axe wobbles a bit, but stays where it is)
Valerie: Aw, dammit! I still can't move metal that isn't Akrin...

Ellie: >.> *Goes off to get her ax*
Rana: You mean that super strong and extremely rare alloy?

Valerie: Yeah, it's what my disks are made of. *takes out her disks by levitating them over her closed fists* See?
Kara: Woah, cool!
(many more Creeps and a few Beowolfs move in to surround Ellie)

Ellie: Oh look, more Grimm. How surprising.... -,-
She vanishes and reappears a few moments later next to the rest of the team.
Ellie: Look at what you got us into, Val.

Valerie: Hey, this is what we we're being trained to do!
Kara: Whatever, let's just fight 'em! *takes out her Bramblejack, and transforms it into its sniper rifle form, shooting down the Creeps, while the Beowolfs charge the team*

Rana fires her machine gun and Ellie changes her ax into a sniper rifle and they fire them at the oncoming beowolves, killing several of them before the former changes her gun into a hammer and throws it at the group, engulfing them in a fiery explosion.

Valerie blocks a swipe from an incoming Beowolf, and launches her disc forward, knocking the beast back. She then launches her other disc into the Grimm's midsection, slicing it in half.

Kara jumps up, jabs the butt of her halberd into the head of a Creep, then fires her gun, launching her into the air, and using her blade to form a sort of spinning somersault of slicing death that slices through a few Beowolfs, then stumbles and falls over when she hits the ground
Kara: Oof! >_< Dammit!

A Beowolf charges at the fallen Kara but is stopped with a kick to the face from Ellie who then decapitates it with her battleaxe.
Ellie: Hey, you okay? *Helps Kara onto her feet*

Kara: Yeah, I'm fine...just never been good at that move...>,> Watch out! *shoves Ellie out of the way of an incoming Beowolf swipe, then slices it apart with her halberd*

Ellie: Thanks for that. *Turns her ax back into a sniper rifle and starts firing on several approaching Grimm*

Valerie flings her discs out at more Grimm, slicing them apart, and smacking them aside with the side of one of her discs
Valerie: Man, there's a lot of them here....

Ellie: Yeah, it's weird. I wonder why that is? -,- *Bisects a beowolf with her axe*

Valerie: What's that supposed to mean? *gets uppercut by a beowolf, then while up in the air, places a disc at her feet, then uses that to launch herself at the beowolf and slice into its neck with her other disc*

Ellie: It was your idea to lead us around in circles to have it be easier for the Grimm to find us.
The wolf fannus turns invisible, causing two beowolves that were charging at her to crash into each other, and they're quickly finished off by one of Rana's hammer throws.

Valerie: I didn't know they were gonna find us! It wasn't intentional! *slices through the last grimm standing* There, the last one down. Happy now?
(a giant, bird-shaped shadow covers the area briefly, then circles back)
Kara: Oh, a giant Nevermore. How convenient.
Valerie: Ehehe.....^^U

Ellie: Of course one decides to show up...
Rana: Should we hide and hope that it doesn't find us?

Valerie: That's not what a real huntress would do.
Kara: A real huntress wouldn't have gotten herself into this.