Vanilla's Lore story

A story starring Vanilla! Yay! ^ ^

Vanilla: *walks out of her mansion in the morning and sighs* It was really nice of my sisters to make me a whole mansion, but why the hell'd they give me an entire staff of homoerotic butlers?! *watches a couple topless gardeners making out and spraying each other with gardening hoses*

J.S: *Walks up to Vanilla and hugs her from behind* Oh I don't know, maybe they did it to sexually arouse you? *Grins*

Vanilla: Like hell they'd arouse me! What would arouse me is if they gave me a whole staff full of super cute girls.

J.S: Hmm, good point.

Maricia walks in in a maid outfit.
Maricia:You called?

Vanilla(heart-eyed): Wow, Maricia.

J.S: Hey Maricia.

Vanilla: But yeah, how am I gonna fire all these useless homos and replace 'em with adorable maids?

Maricia hugs Vanilla.
Maricia:I missed you buddy.

Vanilla: I missed you too Maricia. *hugs Maricia*

J.S: Hey Maricia?

Maricia:Hi J.s.. I want to live her with you.

J.S: That's nice to know.

Zinc comes in smiling.

Zinc: Hey baby sis, enjoying all the male pieces of ass I sent you?
Vanilla: Zinc, I'm gay, I have absolutely no interest in any one of these assholes.
Zinc: Good thing they like it in there. ^ ^
Vanilla: Can you take them away and replace them with girls at least? And preferably clumsy adorable ones.

Maricia:Can I stay too?

J.S: Oh Zinc, see if you can find my daughter Jessica. I'm sure she'd be a great addition to the maids here. *Smiles*

Vanilla: Of course Maricia.
Zinc: Well she works at the maid cafe in Fierce's town, I'm sure she'd be happy to work at a house again.

J.S: Great. And uh, maybe find Samuel too, he's always been looking for an excuse to wear that maid outfit of his.

Maricia hugs her.
Maricia:I'm happy to serve this little cutey.

Vanilla: But I want genuine girls, like you and Maricia.

Maricia:Yeah. I have a Zone full of them.

J.S: Well, I know, but he's my only grandson and I thought it would be nice to have him around.

Vanilla: I know that too.

Maricia:What kinda Jobs do you need done around here?

J.S: So what do you say Vanilla? Can Samuel work here?