Moemon Adventure!

Dragonite: No, it's not that, I....back when I was a Dragonair...I challenged them...and they beat me to within an inch of my life.
Minccino: ! What?
Dragonite: They'res a Dewgong, Machamp, a Gengar, and...a Dragonite.

Luxray: Huh. I actually beat the Sinnoh elite four.
Blaziken: Really?
Luxray: No. I just beat their leader is all.

Venusaur:You'd figure you'd have a good chance of beating the dragon type/

Blaziken: Amazing how you survived against an ice type.

Venusaur:Indeed.

Dragonite: Oh, I had flamethrower. I was so young, then. It's a good thing I fainted before I faced the Dragonite. He would have killed me.

Luxray: Well you're probably a helluva lot stronger now.

Venusaur:Yeah,

Dragonite: I dunno. It's not just some band of half-trained rocket grunts. it's the Elite Four. They-
Arbok: YOU!
(Dragonite turns to see the arbok standing in the doorway, covered in blood and soot, with a tattered dress)

Venusaur:Who the hell are you?

Arbok: You're.....you're kidding, right?

Venusaur:Nope.

Arbok: WE JUST BATTLED! Down in the rocket base! Are you stupid or something?!
Minccino: What do you want?
Arbok: You think you've won. That you defeated Team Rocket? No. *laughs* There's more. The boss. Nidoking. ...Mewtwo...*collapses, dead*

venusaur: Mewtwo?

Luxray: Oh, she's the woman who forced my breasts out of my coat.
Blaziken: Wouldn't happen if you at least put buttons on that thing.

Venusaur:You can talk.

Dragonite: Was she referring to Mew? the ancestor of all pokemon?
Minccino: Does that mean there are two of them?

Luxray: I heard the creator was Arceus.
Blaziken: Arceus? So what? Did Arceus make Mew and then Mew in turn made everyone?
Luxray: *shrugs* Maybe.

Minccino: No, Arceus made Mew, and then Mew grew up and evolved to be all the pokemon.
Dragonite: ....
Minccino: What..I read...

Absol: Huh.... *Nudges the arbok lady with her foot* Yeah, she's dead... So, you guys were talking about taking on the elite four?

Dragonite: Yeah, we-
Minccino: Guys! *fiddles with a poke'gear* Team Rocket's taken over the Radio Tower in Goldenrod City! Whatever that is...
Dragonite: *slaps her forehead* Dammit.

Venusaur:What?

Absol: Well, looks like we gotta go save the place.
Gardevoir walks in carrying some Team Rocket uniforms.
Gardevoir: Um....you girls may want these. >.>
Absol: ........Where'd you get that?
Gardevoir: Oh my friend, Zubat, gave them to me. *Points to a Zubat in a Team Rocket uniform behind him*
Absol: .......Why are you friends with a Team Rocket grunt?
Zubat: I'm not, I just put on the uniform to make sure that Gardevoir stays safe when they took him. I'm a zubat, all I had to do was put it on and I'd blend in perfectly. ^^


Yes, I put the zubat lady in. Anybody that has a problem with it can go fuck themselves.

wiggles, you're a loose cannon. Why do you hate democracy?

Because fuck the police! XD

Luxray: Huh.
Blaziken: *holds up a rocket uniform in front of Luxray* With this, you'll finally look modest.
Luxray: >.>