Moemon Adventures: Magma and Aqua

Joltik: Nice wipe out.*Shaking off the water*

Zorua: Agh! I'm wet now!
Stunky: I didn't need to know that.

Joltik gives Zorua a towel.

no. where the hell did Joltik get a towel from?

He bought one off screen.

oh, how convenient. No, he didn't. No cheats off-screen.

Damn it Churlo.

damn it me? You're the one who's always coming up with bullshit quick-fixes to every problem, making everything boring.

Damn it Razor.

Zorua: I'll just....Let the water stay on me. Maybe the sun'll dry me off?
Stunky: Probably not. We should probably get you a towel or something.

Joltik goes to buy one from a nearby surf shop.

stop that! it doesn't matter if they're wet or not! it's not the point of the story! I just wanted to make it some small quirk to keep the story interesting!

Yeah! Just quit derping and go along with it!

Purrloin: Excuse me, are you Brawly, Leader of Dewford Gym?
Brawly: Who?
Purrloin: You.
Brawly: Me?
Purrloin: Leader of Dewford Gym?
Brawly: Don't know 'im.
Purrloin: But who're you?
Brawly: I'm me. Who're you?
Purrloin: Purrloin!
Brawly: Who?
Purrloin: Eh?
Brawly: Welcome to Dewford, friends! I am Brawly, leader of Dewford Gym!
Purrloin: What.

Zorua: Okay. We were wondering if you could teach us to fight better. We've run into a Team Aqua a lot and I wanna fight them better.

Brawly: Who?
Nincada: Team Aqua.
Brawly: Team Who-now?
Purrloin: Not this again!
Brawly: Sorry, I just got totally zonked out from that last wipe-out. My mind's pretty gnarly, man!

Zorua: Team Aqua you dumb-*Audino gets in front of her*
Audino: We're terribly sorry about this. I'm a nurse, is there anything I can do for you, sir?
A complete cloned image of Audino comes out from behind Audino.
Zorua: Way to cut me off mid-sentence.
Audino: Whoa! It's me!

Brawly: It's who?.?
Purrloin: It's her!
Brawly: I'm out. *faints*
Nincada: Welp. there goes our training.

Zorua: Huh? *looks at herself* Crap!
Audino: What's wrong?
Zorua: It's my ability. I take on the complete same appearance as someone who's in front of me until I take damage.
Audino: Oh. I see. *Pounds Zorua with her fist and Zorua's image of Audino ripples back into her own form* Wow, you're right!
Zorua: Ow that hurt.....

Purrloin: Hmmm...Would this work? *stands in front of Zorua*

Zorua: Wha?! I I don't wanna look like you!

Purrloin: Why not? It'll be fun, c'mon!

Zorua: No! Go away! Just don't make me turn into you.

Purrloin: oh, come on! *inches closer to Zorua* I've always wanted to see what I look like outside of a mirror!

Zorua: No! *turns into Purrloin* Crap!

Purrloin: Woah! That's so cool! Hahaha, there's two of me!