One other Piece: Three years later (Season 2)

Sam: Easier to survey the area.

Vii: We don't need scent surveillance. What we need is a log pose.

Sam:Where are we gonna get one?

Vlad: A long pose? *takes a classic, flexing strongman pose* Like this?

Vii: No, it's a special compass that tracks an island's magnetic field.

Sam:We'll need one for the grand line.

fellow: Woah...you guys are going on the grand line? *speeds over to them* You'll need a skilled security specialist for a feat like that! And you happen to be speaking to the very best! What do you say?

Vii: I dunno. You're a little lanky to be a security specialist. *rubs her chin as she looks him up and down*

fellow: Yeah? And you won't think much of a badger until you see its claws. That's why they call me Badger! *draws his two cutlasses* And these are my claws!

Sam:*shifts to human form* And Like I said I don't trust your scent.

Vii: Hmmm. Alright, alright. You can come along. We'll need the extra hands for supplies anyway.

Badger: Wonderful! *sheathes his cutlasses* I start immediately? Fantastic! *to Samuel* And it's not scents you trust, lad. It's deeds. And I'll do deeds all over your ship, I promise!

Sam:Sorry dude. I ate a Dog dog fruit. Canine instincts and all that.

: Hold it!
Vii: Hm?
A whole bunch of marines run around the from them and surround them, cocking their guns at them.
Vii: I heard a woman's voice. You're all men, so where's the bonny lass?
A woman that looks a lot like Vii with her hair in a ponytail and wearing a marine admiral's outfit jumps down from above.
Admiral: You're all under arrest. One of you shitheads stole a weapon of Dr. Vegapunk's about three years ago. That weapon was meant for me as a gift for attaining admiral status.
Vii: How interesting that we look alike.
Admiral: Silence! I demand my sword!

Vlad: It took you three years to do something about it?

Sam: I didn't steal anything. I found a vegapunk blade while i was training.

Admiral: Took us three years to find your rotten ship.
Vii: Tut, tut. I gave her a fresh paint job before coming here, thank you.
Admiral: I didn't come here for small talk. I came for a stolen good.
Vii: Oh, I didn't steal anything yet.
Admiral: You're getting on my nerves for a clone.
Vii: Ho now. Clone? Who would want to clone me?

Sam sniffs the air around them both.
Sam: Vii is the real one you are the fake. That or her twin.

Admiral: Hmmmm... So you are my twin.
Vii: Come again?
Admiral: We both have the same birth mark on our right foot. So now, how did someone I thought was lost in a fire come to be on the opposite side of the law then?
Vii: Well being a marine is no fun. Being at the every whim of the government and all.

Sam: Where was this supposed Stolen sword?

Vlad: And how would you know what's on her foot?

Admiral: It was supposed to be on a ship bound for the marine headquarters. But we lost contact with that ship. So when Smoker left to chase the damned strawhats, I jumped on the opportunity to be stationed here. Lots of pirates come through here, so if any knew where that ship went, I'd find them here. Last bit of information led me to some rag tag band of fart bubbles calling themselves pirates on a ship with a giant cat face on the bow. And that would be your ship. *draws a katana* Now, hand over my property.
Vii: I believe in finder's keepers. It wasn't yours the moment my cook found it.
Admiral: Grrrr.... *quickly strikes at Vii, being blocked by her sword, causing a slice of air to fly out and cut a cloud overhead* You irritate me, "sister".
Vii: How about you tell me how you know what's on our feet like the gentleman just asked?
Admiral: Haki. Obviously.
Vii: I'd prefer the term, willpower.

Badger: Hey hey hey! As newly appointed security specialist I declare this a huge security risk! I'm gonna have to ask you to cease and desist!

Sam: Captain Should I attack her or not? I mean she's your sister.

Vii: Hardly remember her anyway.