Hunting Monsters with Veila and Zeph!

Zeph: ahhhh...Most of the time we spend in water is clad in heavy armor and fighting monsters...This is such a welcome change. ^^ Hey, of all the monsters so far, which did you like the most?

Veila: Hmmmm.... I'd say the wroggi then. I mean, it did make us some really nice armor.

Zeph: Yes! Finally, some armor that can make my midriff breathe! I know they're designed like that because the Guildmaster is a pervert, but I actually like them! My body can breathe in the heat of battle.

Veila: Yep. It's really airy and nice. Great for hiking in the desert, I'd say.

(Redcat pokes his head up from under the water)
Redcat: Aye, but what about the Tundra?

Veila: Then....Uh....I dunno....Wait, what are you doing in here with us?!

Redcat: What, you think I stay clean without bathing? *licks his paws* Don't answer that.
Zeph: Ah, chill out, Veila. He isn't aroused by humans!

Veila: Alright, fine. *rubs water on her neck*

Redcat: Is yer neck alright? I could massage it for you.

Veila: Sure, go ahead and massage it for me.

Redcat: Ah yes! *climbs up on the bank of the spring right behind Veila's neck, and starts rubbing it* Yes, Redcat is the best at massages! I could have you forget your own species, if you so choose! *laughs* So what is Moga Village, anyway?
Zeph: it's a small fishing village by the Deserted Island. I-
Redcat: Fishing village? Well why didn't ye say so!

Veila: Forget my own species? You're really telling me you're that good? And yeah, it is a fishing village. It's quite peaceful.

Zeph: Except for the earthquakes....
Redcat: Yes, as you said...now, have you any plan against the Ceadeus?

Veila: Hmmmm. Maybe study it a little. Find out what it's weak to and all.

Redcat: I've only heard fables in felyne folklore. They say its weakest point is its colossal beard...

Veila: The beard? That seems like nonsense. *blushes* Ahhh....Your massage feels good.

Redcat: But, if you two decide that you want to face it, I ask that you let me talk to it first. *tries to peek over Veila's shoulder as he's massaging*
Zeph: Why?
Redcat: I want to see if he can be reasoned with; death is not always necessary. I wish more hunters knew that...

Veila: *leans against against the ledge* Yeah, that's why they have live capture quests, I suppose.

Redcat: Do you not know what becomes of the monsters that are captured?
Zeph: Never really thought to ask, why?
Redcat: They're wrangled up for use in the arena, a horrible, dark life of forced combat! Capturing is certainly worse than killing a monster!

Veila: Oh....I thought they were captured to be studied. How cruel.

Zeph: I...I don't think we should do anymore capture missions, sis...
Redcat: There! Now, any..other areas you would like massaged?

Veila: Maybe my shoulders? Unless you want a massage, Zeph?

Zeph: Uh...no thanks, I'm good. *sits back, relaxing* Ahh...I just want to stay here forever...no monsters, no weapons, no clothes...no worries!
Redcat: Well said! I mean, who needs clothes?

Veila: Um.... People who wanna keep warm? But yeah, I'd like no clothes too.

Zeph: *laughs* What if we just walked through Tanzia port naked, huh? How weird would that be?