Hunting Monsters with Veila and Zeph!

Veila: Hehe, I'm sure people would look at us funny. ^ ^

Redcat: Yiss..."funny"...But if yew do so, make sure to wear helmet to conceal identity...
Zeph: What? The guild has a special quest to hunt some "devil-ho" without any armor or talismans on, so I don't think they'd have a problem with nudity.

Veila: Yeah, they'll just be more interested in our boobs, I'm sure.

Zeph: They'd be more interested in Your boobs, sis. They're so much bigger than mine...*covers her small breasts in shame*

Veila: ....*cups her large breasts* Yeah, that's true. Wanna massage 'em Redcat? ^ ^

Redcat: .......*faints*
Zeph: Oh! ...guess he didn't want to.

(The next day, on their trek back to port Tanzia, they come across a Qurupeco drinking from a watering hole)
Zeph: *gasps* It's a peco! Redcat, you gotta teach me how to train it!
Redcat: Well first off, you don't train, you befriend. They're not Aptonoths to be domesticated.
Zeph: Okay...so how do I befriend it?
Redcat: I dunno.

Veila: Maybe give it food it likes? Do you know what it likes to eat?

Zeph: They love fish! Goldenfish in particular. Anyone got any? *rummages through her pack*
Redcat: Ey, it just so happens I do.
Zeph: Really? Could I have a few? Pleeeaaase?
Redcat: Oh, alright, but just because I got to see yer boo....well just take them. *gives Zeph some goldenfish* Now before you go, it'd be a good idea to leave your weapon behind. What usually sets 'em off is seeing people clad in armor and wielding weapons bigger than they are.
Zeph: Er...right...*takes her Bolt Axe, and hands it to Redcat, who falls over from the weight* Here goes nothing!

Veila: Think she'll be alright, Redcat? Makes me think about if I could maybe befriend a wroggi? ....Nah. *shakes her head* Damn thing was a headache enough.

Redcat: Ay, she'll be fine. She has you for backup!

(Zeph nervously approaches the Qurupeco, holding out the goldenfish. The bird doesn't notice her at first, but jumps when it sees her, and primes for attack, brandishing its firestones.)
Zeph: No no no no! See? No weapon! I just wanna give you this fish! See? I wanna be your friend! *tosses one of the fish out to the wyvern*
(the Peco regards the fish and the girl curiously, then walks over to the fish, and pokes it with its beak)
Zeph: C'mon. It's food!
(Once the Peco gobbles down the fish, Zeph approaches, with another one in hand. The bird willfully eats the second fish right out of Zeph's hand, and she pats it playfully on the beak)
Zeph: I...I did it! Yes!

Veila: Heh, whaddaya know? It ate right out of her hand.

Zeph: Hmm...Now what should I call you? *looks underneath* Oh! You're a girl! I'll call you...Spikelord! You wanna meet my sister? *turns to Veila* HEY SIS! COME MEET SPIKELORD!

Veila: Uh...Okay. *puts her gun on Redcat and slowly approaches the peco* Hi....?

Zeph: I wonder...Would you mind if I...*goes over to her wing, and cautiously climbs up onto her back, and holds onto her neck* Wanna...fly?
(the peco rears up its wings, then takes off quickly into the sky)
Zeph: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa-!

Veila: Wow, sure was quick to let her on its back.

Redcat:*comes up lugging the sisters' weapons* It must really like goldenfish then. Veila, if there were any monster you'd want to befriend what would it be?

Veila: I'm not sure, exactly. Maybe a kirin, but I don't really want to befriend one anyway.

Redcat: Why not?.?

Veila: I don't know. A girl wanting to ride a horse just seems a little stereotypical to me.

Redcat: What's a horse?

Veila: Uh....It's a... A monster with hooves....I guess.

Redcat: Um...what should we do about Zeph? She may not be able to communicate to the Qurupeco where she wants to go...

Veila: Yeah, that would be a problem. Did you see where she went?

Redcat: Do you have a psychoserum? We could track them with it.

Veila: Yeah, I have a thing of it. *takes it out and gives it to Redcat*