The Bleeding Heart(a zombie romance story) (Laser Wolf and Darth Wiggles only)

Jessica: *Takes the notice and reads it* You were to be kicked out of your apartment before all of this shit happened?

Joseph: Huh? No, this isn't even my building. This is just some letter.

Jessica: Oh... *Blushes slightly from embarrassment* Anyway, let's go find a safe room we can stay in...

Joseph: Right. I suggest the top floor.

Jessica: Very well then. Come on Lucky. *Heads upstairs*

Joseph: *follows Jessica* So how long do you think this whole shitstorm is gonna last?

Jessica: I'm not sure, J. I just hope it ends soon...

JOseph: Me too...

Jessica: J? When do you think will be the right time to tell each other our names?

Joseph: I'm Joseph. *kisses her on the mouth*

Jessica: *Blushes and returns the kiss before pulling her face away* It's Jessica.

Joseph: Jessica. It's a beautiful name.

Jessica: Thanks.

Joseph: No problem. We have to destroy the stairs behind us.

Jessica: Well how would we be able to get down to the first floor?

Joseph: Same reason we're demolishing the stairs! We can climb, and the zombies can't.

Jessica: Fine, but how are we to destroy the stairs?

Joseph: Hmm...do you see a sledge hammer...or..or something else large and club-like like that lying around?

Jessica: Well....we can either go look for one or grab a grenade from the buggy.

Joseph: Hmm...I think there's a sledge hammer in there..lemme go check. *runs out quickly, then runs back in after a while with a bloodied sledge hammer*

Jessica: Alright, there's only one thing to do then Joseph.

Joseph: snow cones?

Jessica: No, we destroy the staircase. Well, you actually....since you have the only sledgehammer.

Joseph: Right. Avert your eyes, there may be shrapnel. *starts smashing away on the staircase*

Jessica looks away from the staircase.