Star vs the Forces of Evil story

Sali: Well yeah, science does seem pretty magical sometimes. Who knows? Maybe some day we'll figure out how to travel dimensions without the use of magic.

(a rainbow beam shoots down from the sky, and a letter slides down on it, right into Sky's hand)
Sky: *sighs* Oh, great. A bifrost letter...

Sali: A bifrost letter? What's it for?

Sky: it's for delivering information. *opens it* Oh great...Bjorn's coming...
(another, wider rainbow bridge comes down, and down rides a cloaked figure on a pale horse, when he rides down, he jumps off the horse and takes off his cloak, revealing a skinny teenager with light blue skin, dark yellow eyes with black pupils, and grey hair dressed in a chainmail shirt and cargo shorts)
Bjorn: Hey, Sky. Long time no see.
Sky: Ugh! *pushes Bjorn back towards his horse* No no no no. We. Broke. Up. 
Bjorn: I've changed, Sky! For the better! I don't stalk people anymore!

Sali: Your ex-boyfriend? What is he doing here?

Bjorn: *to Sky* I came to ask you to be my date for the Ice Moon Feast.

Sali: Yeah, that sounds incredibly stupid... Anyway, Sky, I'll see you at home. *Walks off*

Sky: ...Really? Huh....um...
Bjorn: Just...think about it. If you want to go, just blow this horn, and a bifrost will pick you up. *gives Sky a dark blue-colored horn, then gets back on his horse and departs*
(later, back at the house, Sky is pacing the floor in her room, looking at the horn)

Sali: Why is this so hard for you, Sky? Just throw that in the trash and forget about that guy.

Sky: But it seems like he really changed! I dunno...sounds like fun...

Sali: I don't trust him, people like that usually don't change.

Sky: That's why it's so unusual! *waves her wand, and a changing partition lowers from the ceiling* I'm gonna change. Hmm...this one'll do!

Sali: How about we go have some nachos instead? I'll go make some.

Sky: But this might actually be fun! I'm sorry, you can make nachos for yourself! *does away with the partition, showing Sali her beautiful rainbow-colored dress, and her hair done in a braid that reaches around and rests on her front* How do I look?

Sali: Uh... *Turns a slight red at the sight of Sky* You look really cute.

Sky: Thanks! *picks up the horn* Off I go!

Sali: If you really must go...

Sky: I'm totally going! *breathes in deeply, and blasts the horn* 
(soon, a bifrost crashes through the roof, and down to the floor)
Sky: Don't wait up! ^^ *runs up the rainbow bridge, leaving the horn on a nightstand* 
(In Snowland, Bjorn's dimension, many dilapidated longships are lodged into the side of a great mountain, making up the great hall and fortress, connected by caverns turned into halls and corridors and rooms. Inside, a few vikings are sharpening axes and swords)
Bjorn: *comes up to them* Hey, what are you doing? I said no pillaging! I want Sky to feel at home here! 
one of the vikings: Hey, if you want to turn this holiday into kindergarten lunchtime, go ahead.
Bjorn: *since both of the vikings' mouths are covered in beard, he can't tell which of them said that* Okay...which one of you said that? 
viking: He did. 
Bjorn: *sighs* Okay, whoever said that, raise your hand. 
Sky: *walks up behind Bjorn* Hey, Bjorn. 
Bjorn: Sky! You came! You look...beautiful! here, c'mon, lemme show you the feast hall. *takes her by the hand, and leads her through the halls*

Sali: Being here is just as fun as going to that place....
She goes down to the kitchen to make herself some nachos.

(a gust of cold wind blows in through an open window, and an owl stares at Sali)
owl: Froooost Moooon tonight...

Sali: Uh....
She looks around, not sure what to do with the owl.

owl: Froost moooon...the mooon...of looovers...

Sali looks at the stairs she just descended, unsure what to do.

A few moments later, Sali, now wearing a lovely lavender colored dress, lifts up the horn and blows it.

(Bjorn leads Sky into a huge hall crowded with vikings and ice giants and such, with a long table in the middle, covered in a glorious feast)
Sky: Woah! Look at all that food! 
Bjorn: Well yeah, it is a feast. Go  ahead and make yourself at home, I gotta make a few arrangements. 
(Sky starts shoving her face with mutton, and is approached by a troll with a skull helmet, and a stout viking)
viking: Oh, you're Sky Rainbow? You're the one Bjorn is babyproofing everything for?
Sky: Excuse me? 
viking: This holiday used to be a celebration of all our pillaging and war! Now it's just a picnic! Boring! 
Sky: Hey man, I was just asked to come here. Where's Bjorn? *goes off to find him*

Sali walks into the room, wearing a helmet she got off of one of the walls and a scarf wrapped around to hide her face, and starts to look around, not seeing where Sky is.
Sali: Where could she be?