Lore: Fantasy Shift

While traveling through space for some unknown reason, the beat god, Xandros came to lore's moon, to find that a huge hole where his lunar vacation home should have been was gone and with this, the serpentine formed beast god grew quickly infuriated and went to look for the perpetrator and soon found a giant floating mass of sickly green tentacles. He had never seen anything like it on Lore or any other planet before and so, he fired a breath beam at the thing, causing it to scream in agony in a woman's voice before the thing turned around and launched tentacles at the beast, impaling the ground where he was floating above and the god fired another beam at the thing but was then ensnared in a flurry of tentacles, causing Xandros to groan in pain as he flashed a bright yellow and felt drained after the thing released him, angered by the thing, he breathed a golden yellow breath beam, burning into the thing and causing it to scream loudly until it flew away from the beam's trajectory and shifted its shape into a new shape, gaining the upper half of a human female with gigantic bat wings for arms, a featureless face, no breasts at all and a writhing mass of tentacles in the shape of a massive 18th century formal dress skirt. The face than split open a hole where a mouth would normally be and it began to speak.

???: You dare challenge ME to a fight?!
Xandros: Yes! Because I will be doing the entire galaxy a favor by ridding it of your ugly existence! Now die!

Xandros hurls himself at the creature and his quickly stabbed by dozens of the woman creature's tentacles before the beast god blacks out, waking up a while later with the creature completely gone. Deciding that he needed to enlist help, he quickly flew to Lore.

~Battle Manor~

The bruised and beaten beast god limps in dark elf form to the Battles and their friends while they are enjoying a beautiful spring outdoor barbecue/picnic

Xandros: *panting* If you can please.... hear me out....I need your assistance....if that is to be believed.
Fierce: I'd rather take advantage of your current condition and finish you off but.... I'm eating. *bites into a hot dog*
Gentle: Well surely this is the result of a very strong outside power if he's coming to us like this and for help
Xandros: My lunar home was devoured by what i am guessing is an otherworldly being that is far superior in power to any of us here. Now, please, help me. *falls over unconscious*
Mellow: Oh no! *runs over to Xandros and helps him up* We really should help him though guys. He hasn't done anything bad to us lately, has he?
Fierce: .....No....? But even so, why should I trust the bastard.
Mellow: But he sounded so sincere, big sis. Won't anyone else help him?

Marcus:*notching an arrow*I say we help him. *shoots into a soda can*

J.S: Yeah, I'll help.
The young woman stands up and walks over to Mellow, helping the trap hold Xandros up.
J.S: We should get him to someone who can heal him.

Marcus shifts to his healer class and sets to work.

Lyna: I could heal him. *starts healing him* Who or what, could have done this to him, I wonder?
Xandros: Agh. *opens his eyes and stands straight up* Ah, thanks. Since I'm guessing I'm getting your help, I'd might as well give you all my power for safety purposes.
Fierce: What? So I can turn into your ugly ass?
Xandros: You shut your whore mouth, bitch. -,- *grants everyone his ability and they all glow for a short period* There. Now you should be able to freely switch between job class tress similar to your current professions.
Lyna: OK. We should get you to someone who could clarify this mess.

~Later, at the BattleOn inn~

Uldor: So you seek my assistance? OK. I see that Xandros was in a fierce battle with the dark force, Mobi. She is not of this dimension herself. She is a very powerful force of the universe though. Said to eat entire planets and swallow whole lives. Particularly, she is known to absorb and copy an opponents' powers or forms and use them for herself.
Xandros: I see. Any way to stop her?
Uldor: unfortunately, there is none. But if she really was here on this planet's moon, then I can only hope you can somehow thwart her before she imminently destroys us all.

Marcus:Yeah,

J.S: That's going to be difficult. If we don't really know how to stop her, how can we? >.>

Xandros: That's what i came to you guys hoping for.
Fierce: Huh. I can only guess we gotta beat the shit out of her, but apparently that's not gonna be easy.

Andrew: *Crosses his arms* Well we need to come up with a plan for when we fight her then... >.>

Fierce: Well you're Mr. "I can control everything" why don't you just erase her?

Andrew: And ruin the fun we could have with this adventure? Now why would I do that? *Smiles*

Xandros: oh well, let's just go back to your place and figure out a plan, Fierce.
Fierce: <.< Fine. *teleports them to her place and finds the picnic completely ruined and floating in the middle of all the destruction is Mobi herself* What the hell? that was a good picnic you just ruined you.....whatever the hell you are!
Mobi: Oh, you'd prefer a more suitable appearance then? Wonderful. Apes. *shifts her form into a beautiful human female form*

OOC: I'll list the description of the human form later in her bio.

J.S: ./////. So cuuuuuuute. ^///////^
Britney: *Sighs* Here we go..... >.>
Courtney: Whatever, saves us the trouble of finding this broad. *Aims a pair of handguns at Mobi's head*

The handguns are pulled from Courtney's hands and float over to Mobi before they're mashed together and rolled into a crap ball of metal and dropped onto the ground.

Mobi: Silly toys are useless against me.

Courtney: Oh, you just made the biggest mistake of your life. ^^+
The middle sister tries to rush forward and attack Mobi only to be held back by Britney.
Britney: Don't do it, you'll get yourself killed!
Courtney: I don't care! That bitch broke my guns, now let me go!!
Andrew looks at Britney, who's desperately trying to hold Courtney back with Samuel's help, and J.S, who almost literally has little hearts floating around her head, before sighing.
Andrew: God dammit, why'd they have to be this way? u>.>

Mobi pinches the bridge of her nose and sighs before slowly vanishing into thin air.

Gentle: huh. hey Courtney, don't you have other guns anyway?

Courtney: Those two were my favorite guns. TT,TT
Britney: <.<u
J.S: Aw, she left? *Gets the back of her head smacked by Andrew* Ow, what was that for? Q~Q
Andrew: You already have Glow as a wife, and she's standing right next to you...
J.S: Well she knows that I'm just being who I am. ^^ *Hugs Glow*
Andrew: u-,-

Glow: She likes women like the two of us. *hugs J.S* She can't help it.
Gentle: <.<

Andrew: Okay..... Well, because of the sisters, we have no idea why she came here in the first place...

Gentle: yeah.
Fierce: probably wanted some of my barbecue. Bitch.

J.S: Well can you blame her? It was really good. :3

A giant crab-like monster thing stomps in, its sharp legs piercing the ground

Gentle: never seen that thing before.
Fierce: huh. *conjures her sword and charges at the beast before it picks up one of its legs and stabs straight through her and throws her into Andrew causing her to glow brightly for a few seconds before turning to her samurai class* Agh. What just happened?

Andrew, after helping Fierce off of him, glows brightly himself before being enveloped in heavy armor as he turned into a battle mage class.
Andrew: What the-? Forget it, kill our dinner now, ask questions about our changed appearances later!
Andrew raises his hands, and they glow a brightly with mana before firing off a massive blast from a fire spell.

Fierce: Right. Though it's oddly green like the bitche's tentacles. Hmmmm. Probably a coincidence. *draws her sword and fires off a green flaming slice at the crab*

A mace appears in Andrew's hands, and after he enchants the head to cackle with electricity, charges forward and smashes one of the crab's legs.
Andrew: A little help here, guys?
J.S nods as she materializes Bloodlust into her hands and charges at the crab.