Lore: Fantasy Shift

Fierce: Yeah. *cleaves through one of the crab's legs* For some reason I'm actually used to this tiny thing.
Gentle: Well you're holding it with both hands like you usually do with your great sword.
Fierce: It's how a katana's always held, stupid.

Andrew: Now's not the time to be arguing.
The new battle mage aims his hand at another leg and casts an ice spell, causing a blizzard of razor sharp icicles to slam into that leg.

The crab, with no more legs to stand upon falls over forward while the remain legs stomp helplessly into the ground.

Courtney: *Sits down near the crab's face* Poor thing, lost something that you couldn't possibly live without. I know your pain man....
Britney: What are you doing, Courtney?
Courtney: None of your business, Britney... *Sighs sadly as she takes her katana and jabs it into the crab's brain*

Fierce: that should do it. the crab's gonna make up for my ruined picnic. Damn whore.

J.S: She can't be that bad. *Looks at the crab* Anyway, let's start cooking this baby. ^^

Fierce: Fine. How do you want it cooked?

J.S: Boiled. :3

Fierce: Fine.
gentle: OK. *magics the crab in a suspended sphere of water and a huge fire suspended in the air under the water bubble*
Fierce: Didn't know you could actually do that.
Gentle: Well now you know.

Andrew: Cool, so when will this be ready?

Gentle: I've actually never boiled a crab before, so i don't know, personally.
Fierce: Well you're the one cooking the damned thing!

J.S: Let me handle the crab, I've cooked them before. ^^

Fierce: OK then, Ms. Happy. >.>

>.>

Several minutes later
J.S: There we go, nice and done. ^^

~The next day~

Mobi: *walking through the BattleOn streets* Tch. So many pitiful humans. And the male ones keep staring at me. *conjures a knife and throws it directly between a drooling guy's eyes, killing him as she walks by*

Nearby
J.S is wandering through the streets of Battleon. As much as she'd love to "have fun" with Mobi, J.S knew that since she was attempting to destroy the world and other evil things before being inevitably killed by Fierce. So J.S decided to take her mind off of the alien babe by doing browsing the markets to Battleon.

Mobi walks up to J.S and recognizing her from the day before, groans.

Mobi: You again? Why are you here?

J.S: Uh, just browsing the markets. Now what brings you here? ^////^

Mobi: I was just going to see this place, but then I decided to see if I can burn or blow up a few of the shops here.

J.S: Aww, must you do that? *Pouts cutely*

>.>

Mobi: Of course. *blows up the building behind them*

J.S: ._. Oh well, I don't mind. ^///^

Mobi: *turns around and sees the people investigating the rubble* What? I didn't actually do that. Weird. Hmpf. *kisses J.S and starts making out with her*

J.S's eyes widen with surprise as her face turns a bright red, before hugging Mobi and makes out with her.

Mobi: *pushes the blond woman off of her and wipes her mouth* Well, thank you for teaching me your language..... You're actually not bad...