Lore: Fantasy Shift

Marcus:Lets not go into it and kill Isus.

Fierce: Yeah.

Marcus turns the mount he stole into a totem to summon it.
Marcus:Just in case.

Don't complain they have totems like that all over D&D.

Yeah, but this ain't D&D.

Ok.

Marcus:Do you think Glow will hate us for killing Isus?

The heroes find Isus and in an epic battle, slay Isus and J.S and Glow are in mourning for weeks because they're girls. Next arc starts in the next post. Everyone's at Mellow's own place.

Marcus:Thanks for letting us stay here Mellow.

J.S: *Sighs* Can't believe she's gone....
Courtney: Get over it already.

Jake:So, you guys killed hte world eater and are using her kid as a maid?
Zera:I also raped my new maid in front of her mother. ^ ^
Jake:>,> You must be so proud of yourself.

Glow: She was so good to us.
Gentle: get over it, Zera would be tons better as a girl.
Glow: i'm never going anywhere near that man-whore.

J.S: Yeah, and neither am I.
Courtney: Aw come on, that guy's harmless, he probably doesn't even have 100 STDs yet. ^^

Zera:I am pretty proud, actually. ^ ^ Not Makon's got a baby sitter and I'll never have to worry about him again.
Jake:He also told me he and Robbie are together. This true?
Zera:Unfortunately....>,>
Jake:What an odd couple.

Sera: he's more immune to STDs though. >.>
Fierce: god Mellow, you're supposed to be a boy, why don't you have dark colors in any room in your damned house? Instead, all the furniture's shaped like cupcakes and pies. And what the hell's a giant stuff unicorn doing in your sitting room?! *halves a gigantic purple unicorn plush toy*
Mellow: Q.Q Not Mr. Sprinkles!

Jake:._.u What the hell? Why'd you have to kill Mr. Sprinkles?

J.S: Must you be so mean to him, Fierce?

Mellow: Yeah!
Gentle: That's no worries, you two. I can sew your unicorn back up for you.

Jake:Great. ^ ^ *hugs Mellow* Now we just have to stop her from destroying everything else around here. >,>

Mellow: Good thing that's our only unicorn besides Sir Creampuff in our room. *hugs Jake*
Fierce: You have another one of those freakin' things?
Mellow: We have four actually.
Quartz: Well I don't mind the girly cute stuff here, but these cupcake chairs are pretty cumfy. *rocks in an armchair shaped like a chocolate cupcake with white frosting*

Marcus:Yeah. But it makes my hungry,

J.S: So who are you?.?

I'm just assuming that she never introduced herself to J.S

Fierce: And what? Do you fuck each other in a bed shaped like an ice cream bowl?
Mellow: How'd you know?.?
Fierce: -,-+ *face palms*

lol

Andrew: Oh relax Fierce. Let Mellow have his fun.

Jake:^ ^u
Zera:I can't believe you have any stuffed unicorns here... >,>
Jake:-.-
Razer:*looks around at the furniture* I wish I had a house like this! ^ ^

lol.

Marcus:You asked.

Mellow: Thanks, Razer.
Fierce: i'm surprised your entire house wasn't made with pink bricks.
Mellow: Nah, that'd be too much of an eyesore. but it does sound cute. ^ ^